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The 2012 Inappropriate Elf Winners!

by Jill January 1, 2013
written by Jill

It’s TIME! Time to announce the winners of the 2012 Inappropriate Elf contest!

Before we get to the grand reveal, I want to give a big thanks to the judges who voted on the Top 11 Inappropriate Eves of 2012, which Jen and Anna from HaHas For HooHas helped me compile.

The Judges

Jamie and Jacinda from Prudent Baby – Jacinda Boneau and Jaime Morison Curtis are the co-founders of Prudent Baby, the #1 destination for style, craft, travel and DIY inspiration for families. Join them as they search the globe and their own backyards to bring you tips, ideas, and projects that make life at home simpler and more beautiful. Visit the Prudent Baby Channel for their latest video! Jaime is also author of the award-winning book Prudent Advice: Lessons for My Baby Daughter (A Life List for Every Woman) (Andrews McMeel, 2010) and follow up fill-in journal My Prudent Advice (Chronicle, 2012)

Amber from Crappy Pictures – Amber is the author AND illustrator of Parenting Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, where she visually tells many stories of parenthood we can all relate to. She also has a book coming out early this year, published by Harlequin Nonfiction. She’s frequently featured on The Huffington Post.

Charlie and Andy from How To Be A Dad – Charlie Capen & Andy Herald are co-founders of “How To Be A Dad” an entertainment site for dads, moms,  and those with no plans of procreating, whatsoever. The site is not so much a “how-to”, but a “how-not-to” portal centered around two sleep-deprived friends with nothing left to lose but their sanity as they navigate fatherhood and try to look smart doing so. They’re not experts, but that isn’t gonna stop them from pretending. They’ve appeared on Babble.com, Huff Post Parents, Art of Manliness, BabyCenter, AOL, Neatorama, Laughing Squid, and a host of other websites that smell delicious.

Tanis The Redneck Mommy – When Tanis Miller isn’t twirling her pompons in the freak parade that is her life, she’s writing about it on her blog, Attack of the Redneck Mommy. She’s not really a redneck, she just plays one on the internet. She also just got THE CUTEST puppy, so you should really stalk her blog if you’re into virtual puppy breath.

Jamie The Baby Guy NYC – Jamie Grayson was named the “Best Baby Gear Guru” by New York Magazine in 2010, and writes extensively about all the latest baby gear on his blog Baby Guy Gear Guide. Don’t think you’ll be getting boring and lifeless gear reviews, though. Jamie peppers his honest and thorough posts with his wit and a dash of snark when needed. And he’s always down for dishing out advice on his Facebook page.

Chelsey The Paper Mama – When she’s not blogging on The Paper Mama about Photo Challenges, one of her many fantastic DIYs, or life as a mother to 3 year old Rauri, she’s busy working on custom illustrations she sells through her Etsy shop. She’s also a Pinning Pro for Better Homes and Gardens.

Morgan from The 818- Morgan Shanahan is a professional blogger and screenwriter living in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley (aka“The818”) with her toddler daughter, dashing hubby, and farting trio of dogs.In addition to over-sharing her personal life (complete with curse words) on The818.com, She’s BlogHer’s Entertainment Editor, a Babble Voices columnist, and occasionally writes about art and design for Cargoh.com.

Ilana from Mommy Shorts – Ilana writes Mommy Shorts, a humor blog about parenting which chronicles her experience raising kids in NYC. Turns out, when your toddler runs the show, your newborn keeps you up all night, and you never go out, it’s not that different from raising them anywhere else. She’s not afraid to poke a little Jewish fun at Inappropriate Elves or “Hanukah Helpers” either.

Mandy from The Haps– Mandy Morrison writes about life in the Pacific Northwest with her husband Scot with one T and her ridiculously adorable toddler Harper over on Harpers Happenings, a.k.a. The Haps. You can find delicious recipes and lots of creative DIYs, which have been featured on Apartment Therapy and Young House Love. Her Instagram is a must follow.

The Winners!

1st Place and winner of the Nikon 1 V2 and 10-30 mm lens from Adorama

Elf Enough by The Eco Friendly Family

2nd Place and winner of the iPad Mini from Passionfruit Ads 

Cousin Eddie Elf from The Leggy Files

Most voted/Fan Favorite and winner of the Nintendo 3ds from me

Whipped Cream Bikini Elf from Awesomeness Since 2002

Congrats to the winners! I’ll be in touch to arrange prize shipping. Thanks to all who participated this year, and another thanks for understanding all the delays due to unforeseen circumstances this past month.

 

January 1, 2013 20 comments
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2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf

by Jill November 24, 2012
written by Jill

It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months.

Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d argue they’re more effective at providing the grownups some much-needed comic relief between bedtime and breakfast throughout this chaotic season.

It seems our elf – Jake- has been watching a bit too much cable TV since last Christmas. He got into lots of TV-inspired mischief at our house recently.

Honey Boo Boo Elf greets the kids with a breakfast of Sketti and Go Go juice.

Spring Break Elf breaks into your liquor cabinet and does body shots off Barbie.

She Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Elf presents you with a great opportunity to talk to the kids about unplanned pregnancy when she pushes out a baby in your bathroom.

Gangnam Style Elf will teach your kids to… be awesome… and call everyone “sexy.”

 What began as 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas in 2011, has morphed into the hilarity that is the Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest, and now it’s your turn to play!

I can’t wait to see all the elves you’re going to link up below between now and December 18th at 11:59 p.m. CST when we will close entries and let our amazing panel of guest judges (to be announced soon) decide who takes home first prize (a Nikon 1 V2 mirrorless camera from Adorama!!) and second prize (an iPad mini from Passionfruit Ads!) from the top 10 elves, selected by the girls from HaHas for HooHas and me.

The 3 elves with the most votes/likes in the linkup will automatically make it into the top 10.

The elf with the MOST votes/likes- Fan Favorite- will automatically make it into the top 10, and win a Nintendo 3ds unless they win first or second prize. 

For more info on how the prizes will shake out in that case, and to read ALL THE RULES (which you’re REQUIRED to do before entering), head to the official 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest Rules Page. 

Then come back here to link up below! Voting doesn’t start until December 7th.

Be sure to follow and post with the #InappropriateElf hashtag on Twitter and Instagram! And you can always like me on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter and Instagram so you won’t miss a single Inappropriate Elf update.



November 24, 2012 137 comments
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My Halloween Treat? A New Camera

by Jill October 31, 2012
written by Jill

I have crafts to make, pumpkins to carve and candy-rabid children to keep at bay today, so not much time for a post with words and stuffs. Instead, I give you pumpkin patch pictures, taken with my new (to me) Canon 5D MK II! I don’t think I’ve officially announced my new baby on here yet. I upgraded cameras a few weeks ago after selling my Canon T2i to Stephanie and getting a crazy-good deal on my MK II from Adorama. 

I don’t have it mastered just yet. There’s a bit of a learning curve, but I’m slowly figuring things out and am so excited about the potential it has, especially in low-light settings.

Also, I’m obsessed with all things from Birdesign, including their blog boards and photo collages, like the one above. I even purchased some of the iPhone5 case templates so I can officially become that mom who uses things with pictures of her kids on it outside the home. I’m so deeply entrenched in this suburban mom cliché, it’s not even funny.

Hope you all have a wonderful, safe Halloween!

Oh, and make sure you check in tomorrow! If you loved my Monster Wreath tutorial and are sad to take yours down, fear not. I have something equally cute that you can make this weekend to celebrate Thanksgiving. If you’re in the DFW area, you can watch me on Texas Living at 11 a.m. tomorrow. I’ll be revealing the fun project then!

October 31, 2012 6 comments
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Blographer – I’ll Be The One In The Sash

by Jill July 20, 2012
written by Jill

So, very exciting fun news to share with all of you! I became a pageant queen over night after winning my very first title!

Not really, BUT I am going to be taking part in Blographer- “a full-day gathering for serious bloggers focusing on photography education, creative tips and techniques, and strategies for successful photo blogging,” on Thursday, August 2nd in NYC, presented by Adorama.

My role? Miss Blographer. I don’t know what I did to be named as such, but I sure am excited to be a part of it and practice my “World Peace” speech. Even more excited to hear from and learn from the amazing lineup Adorama has put together! 

If you’re going to be in or near NYC at all during that time (for, I don’t know, maybe another blogging conference) and you want to learn how to better use photography to improve your blog, or you just want to come learn more about photography in general, you should totally register!

As far as conference ticket prices are concerned, this event is CHEAP. It’s $69 for one ticket, OR $99 for two tickets. So bring a friend. You’ll both save $20! There will be food, prizes, and swag (from sponsors like Clickin Moms and Canon), of course. Most of all, this all-day event will really give you a chance to learn more, ask questions and make connections.

I’ll be the one announcing all the speakers, giveaways, and wearing a sash… maybe. I hope to see a lot of you there! If you plan to go, let me know.

 

July 20, 2012 6 comments
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