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Would You Rather?

by Jill May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014

A. Catch a stream of regurgitated breastmilk streaming down your cleavage, headed for your bra and shirt, with your iPhone, and then wipe it up with your bare hand…

or

B. Change your clothes and take a shower?

THIS IS A REAL LIFE CHOICE I AM FACED WITH. Often.

I will always choose A. Just so you know.

 


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7 comments

Andrea Reynolds May 9, 2014 - 5:18 am

Amen, I usually go the A route too.

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Cheerful Homemaker May 9, 2014 - 10:10 am

Who has time for the shower? It is a luxury when you have a toddler and an infant!

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Nicole May 9, 2014 - 11:14 am

can I do both? Eww.

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Catherine Lloyd-Evans May 9, 2014 - 11:48 am

Eventually, by bedtime, I chose b). Or possibly by the next morning. Or evening. Ish.

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Jenny21875 May 9, 2014 - 2:52 pm

@babyrabies, you are definitely not alone. Makes me feel a little more sane that someone else hates Spit-up in cleavage as much as me.

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Shay Bee May 9, 2014 - 5:09 pm

In the perfect world B would win but normally its my hand that catches it and baby wipes that bathe me…

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Dona Marie Jones May 9, 2014 - 8:17 pm

Usually A for me as well.

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