A. Catch a stream of regurgitated breastmilk streaming down your cleavage, headed for your bra and shirt, with your iPhone, and then wipe it up with your bare hand…
or
B. Change your clothes and take a shower?
THIS IS A REAL LIFE CHOICE I AM FACED WITH. Often.
I will always choose A. Just so you know.
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Amen, I usually go the A route too.
Who has time for the shower? It is a luxury when you have a toddler and an infant!
can I do both? Eww.
Eventually, by bedtime, I chose b). Or possibly by the next morning. Or evening. Ish.
@babyrabies, you are definitely not alone. Makes me feel a little more sane that someone else hates Spit-up in cleavage as much as me.
In the perfect world B would win but normally its my hand that catches it and baby wipes that bathe me…
Usually A for me as well.