It's A Small, Terrifying World

I’ve been MIA because last week was bananas. The short story is I spent the first half of the week at Disney World (!!!111) and the second half of the week at my mom’s wedding (!1111!!1).

So yeah. Someone pass the coffee. And some crack? Just kidding, prescription pills will do.

I have a gift for you! And by “gift” I mean something that will haunt you forever. Because it’s not a trip to Disney without a ride on It’s A Small World, you know. So of course I documented it, and am here to share it, but this time in black and white.

If you think the full-color version of this ride is freaky, these black & white photos are post-apocalyptic. Just imagine, if you will, a world where we’re all running from zombies, and some of us are forced to take cover inside the It’s A Small World ride. The water is stagnant, and you never know if that noise you just heard, or those eyes you see peering at you are animatronic or the walking-dead.

God help us if the music is still playing.

It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears… and also a world burned to the ground from the rage beams shooting from this sun. Run, hula girls, run.

Except don’t. Please don’t.

It’s a world of hopes… like I hope you’re not shooting tranquilizer darts with that.

IT’S A WORLD OF FEARS.

That is the only lyric that needs to be sung. The entire ride should just be to the sound of a million tiny dolls and clowns that swoop down over the top of you (so don’t look up!) singing…

It’s a world of fears
It’s a world of fears
It’s a world of fears
IT’S A WORLD OF FEARS
Fear, fear, fear
Fear, fear, fear
Fear us all
Fear, fear, fear
We will kill you
Fear, fear, fearrrrrrr

There’s so much that we share…. like heads attached to bodies and what would happen if these were actually blades. Is this the Small World decapitation station?

And it’s time we’re aware…. that even the clock on this ride is terrifying.

It’s a small world after all!

Good bye forever.

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RT @babyrabies: My first Disney World post, and it’s super nifty and pinnable… ha! It’s A Small, Terrifying World http://t.co/uQzZjKBm2r

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Natalie on May 29, 2014 3:20 pm

Come on Jill! I’m six weeks post partake you can post stuff like that. I laughed so hard I peed a little and woke the baby up. Seriously funny. Now that ride will haunt me on a whole other level.

twitter_TashaBatsford on May 29, 2014 9:19 pm

@babyrabies this makes me think of the Simpsons episode where Lisa drinks the water in the “Small World” ride at Duff Gardens.

Erica on June 2, 2014 12:42 am

Sad story – the left clown in the last picture has been brainwashed. He tried so long to escape the small world madness, but in the end was forced to submit.

(A few of my favorite pics from a long ago disney trip (2003): http://i.imgur.com/k4h7dng.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/IT4IzCI.jpg)

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are in need of funds through their non-profit aid institutions.
China is one kind of many nations this non-profit organization visits to
experience the demanding issues that they experience currently.

The Humana People to People Action works together with The Federation for Organizations from the Yunnan area in China.
The project first began in 2005 and goes on throughout today.

The Humana People to People Cooperation Project Office of the Yunnan Province operates
to boost money in order to run diverse tasks over the area around poor areas.
A number of tasks that Humana People to People seeks to take to the section of China include trade education centers where
they can advance their schooling, planning them for work, providing details of transmittable sicknesses and many more.

Humana People to People began implementing their commissions in China in 2007.
One of the primary projects which was undertaken was the Malaria task that directed to present worthwhile
tips and cures on the condition to locale residents.
A Community Skill Advancement and Child Aid plan was subsequently entered Zhenkang.

An incredible 13 tasks were started in 2010 for a few from the largest poverty-stricken areas of the region. Aside from the Yunnan Province, commissions
were pointed in the Sichuan Province, Chongqing Province and Guangdong Province.

At present, some projects that Humana has undertaken within China contains
care in countryside areas, earlier youthful education which is developed to
provide Chinese kids a head start on their road
to accomplishment, establishing safer routes for Humana toddler kids, providing quick HIV testing, commencing grower support groups and raising income through nonprofit activities like the Comedy Club China Nonprofit Demonstrate.
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