10. His hands are fascinating.
9. He is actually a honey badger.
8. He’s trying to figure out how to eat the mattress.
7. He’s fantasizing of putting LEGOs and fistfuls of dog hair in his mouth.
6. I’m extremely tired and could pass out at any moment.
5. He never plans on sleeping again.
4. He’s chewing on a puff he stashed in his cheek 2 hours ago.
3. He can’t stop thinking about boobs.
2. He’s milk drunk, but like the kind of drunk where you just laugh at yourself and babble really loud and roll around and chew on your own tongue.
1. He’s solving world hunger…
Just kidding, he’s pooping.
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I.love.you. mine is thinking of all the delicious dirt she can’t wait to shove in her gullet.
As a mom to 15 and 17 year old teens – sleep is in the very near future – and they want way too much of it. But, yep, I remember those days!!! Beautiful baby 😉
We aren’t there yet, we’ve been lucky at night but I feel like all that is about to change…
For anyone up with a sleepless infant and needs a laugh–> Top 10 Reasons My Infant Is Not Sleeping http://t.co/3diIBZSsDO via @babyrabies
YES YES THIS IS MY BABY!!!
ha ha, yes! why won’t my son sleep ????
I remeber this feeling like it was yesterday. Top 10 Reasons My Infant Is Not Sleeping http://t.co/NOaxfCvLWr via @sharethis
Ha! Right there with you. My son (4 months old) found his feet this week. Game over. Putting said feet into pjs is now the.worst.thing.ever. Demands for pj removal are at their most frantic around 3 am because that is the time the feet MUST be inserted into his mouth to make sure they still taste as good as they did at midnight. I’m so tired.
Top 10 Reasons My Infant Is Not Sleeping http://t.co/oHZbk2xY7e
HAH! You these are all the REAL reasons running through the babies but as a new mom here are the reasons running through MY head:
(1) Oh God did I let her nurse long enough? Maybe I should sneak back in and try to dangle a boob in her face? That doesn’t count as “checking on her too frequently” does it?
(2) Maybe I didn’t sing her enough lullabies, maybe I could try to sing her another one over the monitor?
(3) I’m sure I screwed something else up, I better find that happiest baby book I bought because Jill from BR told me too and read it again while I watch her try to fall asleep on the monitor lol
Haha! I was totally expecting something else when I clicked the link to read this article. Very amusing. You do wonder what they think about at times, don’t you?
Andrea => http://bestbabysleep.net
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. #9 just killed me.
10&8 hands man fascinating! Hmm this matress seems dry; I know I’ll slobber on it!
CJ TheUndertaker Worthy
Sooo true
my baby not sleep very good
Definitely milk drunk and boobs ha ha ha haaaaaa!! Solving world hunger while pooping . . . . Yep best thinking done on the can!
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