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InappropriateElf

2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10

by Jill December 24, 2013
December 24, 2013

This is late. I know. Here, have some eggnog as my apology.

Anna from HaHas For HooHas just helped me firm up the top 10 list for this year. It. Was. Hard. Because y’all make pretty freaking brilliant and hilarious inappropriate elves.

So I’m just going to get to it. Here’s the top 10 in the order they entered the contest.

WreckingBall1

Wreck The Halls Elf – LittleElise.com

elfyenorth-600x464 copy

Elfye North’s Boud 4 – DirtyDiaperLaundry.com

CondomElf1

Job Security Elf- New Orleans Moms Blog

BuddyRonBurgandy1

Anchorman Elf Interviews Buddy- BuddyMeetsRon.Tumblr.com

SteviaBB1

HeisenbELF- JunebugPhotography.org

WhatsYourExcuse1

“What’s Your Excuse?” Elf- kimberlyersk1ne.blogspot.com

stickerelf1

Sticker Envy Elf- SheSpoilsAlerts.Tumblr.com

ElfWeekly1

Elf Weekly: Airbrushing Scandal- DewberryCinema.com

Dobbie1

Crafty Elf- ElfShaming.com

FartLight1

Turn On Your FartLight Elves- BradAbleson.Tumblr.com

These have been sent to our super secret list of judges, and the winners will be announced soon. Ish. Hopefully before Christmas. FALALALALALA DEADLINES ARE DEAD TO ME.

The top prize takes home a 16 GB iPad Air with wifi, and 2nd place gets a Nintendo 2ds.

Merry Christmas, you filthy elves.


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33 comments

babyrabies December 24, 2013 - 1:44 am

Ohai. Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t.co/IkA96lssvi

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mctpac December 24, 2013 - 1:46 am

RT @babyrabies: Cheers! It’s here! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 http://t.co/uO00Iw3yFh

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rueasmom December 24, 2013 - 1:48 am

RT @babyrabies: Cheers! It’s here! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 http://t.co/uO00Iw3yFh

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amybhole December 24, 2013 - 2:04 am

2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 http://t.co/dGnBftEFdl via @babyrabies

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sorsas December 24, 2013 - 3:00 am

Not done in ireland- funny:“@babyrabies: Ohai.Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t.co/ngERLWgBgY”

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Marissa Coleman December 24, 2013 - 6:00 am

Love the sticker envy elf!

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RunBMC_ December 24, 2013 - 6:28 am

“2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10” good read from @babyrabies !! http://t.co/4tCW2m52Tm

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Aubri Shauger-Haley December 24, 2013 - 7:17 am

Beyond awesome!

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Eric Thompson December 24, 2013 - 8:48 am

I don’t understand how someone could break the rules and still make the top ten. Each blog may submit ONE photo (not a collage, not a video) of an elf being “inappropriate.” Clearly someone submitted a video and they are in the top ten? And another is a real photo shopped elf head cloned to a newscaster which anyone could have made by looking up a picture of an elf on a shelf on google.

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Kim December 24, 2013 - 9:34 am

If you are referring to Elfye North, that isn’t a real video nor was a video submitted. It was a real photograph that was placed into a YouTube surrounding to “look” like a video. That is the joke.

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Aloha Amy December 24, 2013 - 10:45 am

Elfye is a mock youtube not a video. and anchorelf could have submitted a googled elf, but do you have proof?

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Jill December 24, 2013 - 11:33 am

Eric, the YouTube one is a pic of a video. It’s not an actual video. It’s a still. As for the Ron Burgandy, there’s a lot more to that picture than a photoshopped elf head, but none of that is against the rules.

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Eric Thompson December 24, 2013 - 8:52 am

I don’t understand how someone could break the rules and still make the top ten. Each blog may submit ONE photo (not a collage, not a video) of an elf being “inappropriate.” Clearly someone submitted a video and they are in the top ten? And another is a real photoshoped elf head cloned to a newscaster which anyone could have made by looking up a picture of an elf on a shelf on google.

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Aloha Amy December 24, 2013 - 10:45 am

Elfye is a mock youtube not a video. and anchorelf could have submitted a googled elf, but do you have proof?

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Arnebya December 24, 2013 - 9:24 am

Thoroughly enjoying the inappropriateness this morning.

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AdvSTMom December 24, 2013 - 10:46 am

Congrats @TheBeardedIris “@babyrabies: Ohai. Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t.co/bteeaoPZjo”

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Aloha Amy December 24, 2013 - 10:47 am

That sticker, omg. Most inappropriate.

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HouseTalkN December 24, 2013 - 10:49 am

RT @babyrabies: Ohai. Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t.co/IkA96lssvi

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funnymommoments December 24, 2013 - 2:01 pm

2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 http://t.co/2PdfDyZqhW

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NOLAMomsBlog December 24, 2013 - 3:35 pm

2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 {http://t.co/fXH5nzOOP9} @nolamomsblog made the list! CC: @randommyn

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randommyn December 24, 2013 - 4:17 pm

RT @NOLAMomsBlog: 2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10 {http://t.co/fXH5nzOOP9} @nolamomsblog made the list! CC: @randommyn

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BrightElise December 24, 2013 - 9:13 pm

RT @babyrabies: Ohai. Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t.co/IkA96lssvi

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Amber Vanloh December 25, 2013 - 1:11 am

Yay! of course I pick wrecking ball but second choice is sticker envy! <3

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Bonnie Halle December 25, 2013 - 1:45 pm

Very good!!

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ElfShaming December 25, 2013 - 2:31 pm

Guess who made the Baby Rabies Top 10 #InapproproateElf list this year!!! http://t.co/y4P2IPHX9a

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snenifer December 25, 2013 - 8:12 pm

@babyrabies I would have entered but it was too friggin hard to do the links etc!!

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TheBeardedIris December 26, 2013 - 1:37 pm

RT @AdvSTMom: Congrats @TheBeardedIris “@babyrabies: Ohai. Here are the top 10 Inappropriate Elves for 2013. #InappropriateElf… http://t…

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TheBeardedIris December 26, 2013 - 1:37 pm

@AdvSTMom @babyrabies OMG. It’s a Christmas miracle! @ElfShaming

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ladyestrogen December 26, 2013 - 1:44 pm

@AdvSTMom @TheBeardedIris Those are the best snowflakes ever! @babyrabies

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Joy December 27, 2013 - 4:09 pm

Hi I found your site while looking for info on Rubio mono coat! I am thinking of using it in my new home. Do you still like your floor? How has the finish held up? I read one review that said it darkens in high traffic areas. Have you found this to be true? Thanks for your help! Joy

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Billie P. December 30, 2013 - 12:31 am

Who won? Elfye?

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Guest December 31, 2013 - 12:44 am

I think so, Kanye was the best one.

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Matthew Faust December 31, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Who won?

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