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InappropriateElf

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf

by Jill November 29, 2013
November 29, 2013

Listen, elf. I know this job of yours is stressful this time of year. Parents are putting a lot of pressure on you to perform. They want you to MAKE MAGIC with cotton balls, sugar cubes, and dry erase markers!

They want you to make the kids believe in you so much that they can be stopped mid-meltdown in the aisles of Target with the mere mention of your “name.”

And sometimes it’s a really freaking ridiculous name.

“Sparkles the Elf is going to tell Santa you weren’t good today if you don’t stop that right now!”

“Sparkles”??? For fucks sake, your name is Adam. I get it. It’s enough to drive you to drink and take some pills.

DrunkElf

You’ve reached your breaking point. You’ve considered all the ways out.

psychoelf

And then you just gave up and went wild.

SpringBreakElf

This same approach happened over and over with elves across the world….

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ending in some unintended consequences for a few.

SheDidntKnowElf

But now it’s really caught up to you, elf. I’m so sorry to tell you that Santa just informed me you’ve been demoted.

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I have no idea what your new job will be, but here are a few examples of what’s happened to some of your inappropriate co-workers.

FoxSaysElf

He spends his days trying to figure this out for once and for all. Until then, he has to play the song on repeat. He twitches in his sleep, screaming out “Ring ding ding ding er WHAT DOES IT SAY?!” until he wakes in a cold sweat.

HumpDayElfPhoto credit: GEICO/You Tube

No more Marshmallow Mondays at the Candy Cane Bar. No more Fa La La La Fridays, throwing snowballs with the guys. Now it’s just a job of pushing paper in a cubicle next to this guy. The elf is equal parts terrified and curious to know how and why Santa removed his antlers.  It’s obvious that office work leads to bad posture and humps on your back. It’s rough, man. Rough.

MileysElfWith a little illustration help from HaHas For HooHas.

He’s responsible for sanitizing her foam finger and wrecking ball. I think that’s all you need to know.

RobFordsElfPhoto Credit: Chris Young/The Canadian Press

Minutes after this picture was taken, Ford took a cue from this Inappropriate Elf  and peed his own name in the snow right outside the window of a children’s hospital as a holiday party went on inside. Then he told Matt Lauer he can’t be blamed because he was too wasted to remember. Apparently, he spiked the kids’ punch… then drank it all while his elf was passing out presents.

I sure hope you find yourself in a much more tolerable job, elf. Because, like I said, I get it. I can see why you and countless other elves get a little inappropriate this time of year. Maybe Santa will let you go to rehab instead? I’ll see what we can work out.

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I have a feeling this isn’t going to deter the other elves from getting into a little trouble this year, though. So let’s see what they’re up to. Are you ready to submit a picture of your inappropriate elf?

First, MAKE SURE YOU READ THE RULES. 

Here’s what’s on the line.

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You have until 11:59 pm CST on December 18th to link up your elf picture. After that, HaHas for HooHas will help me narrow down the top 10, and a panel of guest judges (yet to be announced) will vote to determine the top 2.

I’ll announce the winner on December 23rd. More details and dates can be found in the rules. 

Follow the directions in the Linky Tools below. Good luck, and may the elves be ever in your favor!




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efloraross November 29, 2013 - 5:52 pm

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/1tyXXsMcH4

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babyrabies November 29, 2013 - 5:54 pm

Annnnnnnd now it begins! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/ZdNPTkOqe7

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beccatalks November 29, 2013 - 7:04 pm

Totally my speed. http://t.co/uL9JVMlne9

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Amber - Hilton Head Photographer November 29, 2013 - 7:41 pm

Thank you Jill! Wreeeeck the Halls! http://www.littleelise.com/inappropriateelf/

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SouthernlyInapt November 29, 2013 - 8:07 pm

“@babyrabies: Annnnnnnd now it begins! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/JhQm9dqPK5” LOVE THIS!

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KimRosas November 29, 2013 - 9:17 pm

Time for my favorite part of the holidays (on the Internet, not real life)- the #InappropriateElf contest from… http://t.co/0qkb4XFDCZ

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Beth Laf November 29, 2013 - 10:10 pm

hmm.. i might need to find one of them stupid elves to get in on this…

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Mary mary November 30, 2013 - 8:57 am

I died. I spit coffee on my computer. Wreck the halls!

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Matthew November 30, 2013 - 11:36 am

Elf headed North on a motorbike omg and naked on a Christmas ornament, easily best ever! Good job guys!

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BrightElise November 30, 2013 - 1:51 pm

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/bOpXkZwNiO via @sharethis @mileycyrus @kanyewest Elves are so funny!

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BrightElise November 30, 2013 - 1:53 pm

@MileyCyrus #inappropriateelf 2013 is featuring you! Check it out. http://t.co/gkESUQg62h & http://t.co/q2fxpbxzIA

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saraost November 30, 2013 - 4:05 pm

It’s an inappropriate elf contest, yeah, but it’s on a site called BABY RABIES. What the… http://t.co/n4J78Abwt5

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TheBeardedIris November 30, 2013 - 7:05 pm

Twisted elfers, your time is now! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/XgbjZuYrXl @babyrabies

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HouseTalkN November 30, 2013 - 11:21 pm

Holy hilarious! I love these! Thank you for bringing the funny to the EOTS!

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treevamp13 December 1, 2013 - 12:06 pm

To funny! http://t.co/8NiFpYiwwg

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thejenni December 2, 2013 - 12:35 pm

Whether you elf or not you should check out @babyrabies #InappropriateElf contest. Because, funny. http://t.co/erj7tMr4KP

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LJHartigan December 2, 2013 - 12:39 pm

@ana_myla http://t.co/f23AcKDyL8

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thecoastalchick December 2, 2013 - 12:55 pm

Not a fan of the elf. But @babyrabies Inappropriate Elf I can support. So wrong it’s right. http://t.co/App7JzKMGG

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DrumDestroyer December 3, 2013 - 2:59 am

http://t.co/1fLIdbmSL3 very funny elf on the shelf shit.

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Kate Sherry December 3, 2013 - 11:40 am

Bruno is back at it. This year his new starring role is in The Nutcracker….http://www.linkytools.com/click_linky.aspx?entryid=7286455

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Jessica December 3, 2013 - 2:55 pm

I wanted to give you a heads up that some of the pics from your past contests (and I’m pretty sure one of yours (BC one?)) is on this site with no sources that I see: http://littlewhitelion.com/inappropriate-elf-on-a-shelf-18-pics-48217/

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thisismommyhood December 3, 2013 - 9:01 pm

I’m getting some sordid ideas for this… 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/POEM9dv133 via @babyrabies

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AlisonsBookMrks December 3, 2013 - 10:25 pm

RT @babyrabies: Annnnnnnd now it begins! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/ZdNPTkOqe7

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babyrabies December 3, 2013 - 11:58 pm

.@TODAYShow was talking about Elf On A Shelf today. I wonder what #theorangeroom would think of #InappropriateElf? http://t.co/csdQnh6qYS

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McCraesBandanna December 4, 2013 - 12:25 am

The competitive person in me really wants to enter this and win but PG-13? That’s no fun. http://t.co/Ylb77DboGu

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mama_michellegj December 4, 2013 - 2:06 am

RT @babyrabies: .@TODAYShow was talking about Elf On A Shelf today. I wonder what #theorangeroom would think of #InappropriateElf? http://t…

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anonymous December 4, 2013 - 9:28 am

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. Most inappropriate elf goes to stolen hole in the box. It may be more dumb than inappropriate, entering a past winner? http://babyjackblankets.blogspot.com/2013/12/blog-post.html?showComment=1386163537737#c1640682841155742611

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gobethgo December 4, 2013 - 11:12 am

@adejesus216 http://t.co/SqnJEqrZOJ

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Megan December 4, 2013 - 1:03 pm

Oh man, I just can’t compete with this stuff! You see, my laziness has given my elf a complex, and now he has low elf-esteem. You can read the letter he wrote shaming me here: http://basementblogging.tumblr.com/post/68825706604/my-elf-on-a-shelf-has-low-elf-esteem

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EFFBlog December 4, 2013 - 11:13 pm

@bobandtom You can find the original #inappropriateelf entries here http://t.co/Zb0sjmj39n A shame @LittleWhiteLion continues to steal them.

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babyrabies December 4, 2013 - 11:19 pm

@bobandtom I would love to introduce you to my contest! Check these out. http://t.co/csdQnh6qYS #inappropriateelf

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babyrabies December 4, 2013 - 11:29 pm

@ooph @marymac @RockOnMommies @MamaMaryShow Thanks! Here’s a link to this year’s contest. http://t.co/csdQnh6qYS

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ooph December 4, 2013 - 11:41 pm

Let’s try this again. @marymac @RockOnMommies @MamaMaryShow Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf. http://t.co/MdDLGSh1xf via @babyrabies

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marymac December 5, 2013 - 6:58 am

RT @ooph: Let’s try this again. @marymac @RockOnMommies @MamaMaryShow Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf. http://t.co/MdDLGSh1xf via @babyrabies

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bobandtom December 5, 2013 - 7:32 am

HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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realmattrich December 5, 2013 - 7:35 am

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dbgindy December 5, 2013 - 7:57 am

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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GINNCAT December 5, 2013 - 8:02 am

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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EFFBlog December 5, 2013 - 8:51 am

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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teamvicbo December 5, 2013 - 9:10 am

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/SsmmXYLUKA via @sharethis

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maxbottim December 5, 2013 - 9:24 am

My grandsons love this little guy! He’s even started me believing in Santa Claus again. Lots of fun and excitement. http://t.co/LOE8kR2HZN

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DebbieLePere December 5, 2013 - 10:29 am

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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TamaraOnTheHawk December 5, 2013 - 10:33 am

http://t.co/rMob1l4xDG

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NatalieHoage December 5, 2013 - 11:36 am

Yep. It’s back. One of my favorite times of the year. Head over to Baby Rabies for the deets…. http://t.co/gj9xl9saDy

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Mary Theresa McCarthy December 5, 2013 - 11:39 am
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96RockOn December 5, 2013 - 11:45 am

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/pu01pzyTX1

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Emily December 5, 2013 - 11:54 am

These are just too funny. Love it! Where can I see more?

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KimRosas December 5, 2013 - 12:01 pm

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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toywithme December 5, 2013 - 1:10 pm

Check this out. Why? One word: Inappropriate. ~ 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/v6aYVRIBeP via @babyrabies

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LaniKaiDuck December 5, 2013 - 4:04 pm

2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf http://t.co/zO2EVfbj8q via @sharethis

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HLNNewsNow December 5, 2013 - 4:28 pm

here’s the link to the #inappropriateelf contest. Heads up some may be NSFW http://t.co/tNsZs7EDQF

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AustinLouis5 December 5, 2013 - 4:51 pm

RT @HLNNewsNow: here’s the link to the #inappropriateelf contest. Heads up some may be NSFW http://t.co/tNsZs7EDQF

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EFFBlog December 5, 2013 - 5:43 pm

RT @HLNNewsNow: here’s the link to the #inappropriateelf contest. Heads up some may be NSFW http://t.co/tNsZs7EDQF

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themusicalrunr December 5, 2013 - 8:14 pm

RT @bobandtom: HILARIOUS! 2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf by @babyrabies http://t.co/vEDQY7aCo4

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Brandon Sullivan December 6, 2013 - 3:39 am

<--- Not computer savey, but would like to submit an entry. I made a tumblr account posted the picture and still cant seem to figure out the backlink... Help please

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Jennifer December 6, 2013 - 5:23 am

Love these! ?? Here’s our Elfie. http://instagram.com/p/hkxyqsnh0V/
xoox, Jen

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Heather December 6, 2013 - 9:01 am

I love these so many naughty elves this year.

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In honor of tonight’s Proximity Christmas Party: #InappropriateElf – http://t.co/aKeofjXz8r

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Eric Thompson December 10, 2013 - 7:27 am

The image for my link is incorrect I would like the image at the bottom of my blog to be the link image but I can’t change it.

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Haha! I love the newest entry – the Crafty Elf by Leslie from The Bearded Iris.

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Sal McReynolds December 18, 2013 - 9:15 pm

My link doesn’t work on my computer but it does on my phone! I’m entry #73 “generous elf”. Please let me know if it works on your end! I think the link is http://sallyswan.tumblr.com (it’s my only post so it shouldn’t be hard to find!) thanks for the contest!

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Oh this was way too fun!! I hope you like it. Thanks for hosting this awesome contest!

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Eric Thompson December 24, 2013 - 10:52 am

I am not going to debate about it you extended your event then two of the photos that were add after the original deadline are in your top ten. Also if you click their blog there is most def. a video. You can’t prove that it is not from google so the image is suspect. This all seems sketchy to me and a lot of people I have talked to making you “contest” to fixed.

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Jill December 24, 2013 - 11:34 am

Well, literal LOLS at this contest being “fixed.” I’m not going to debate you, either.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAniQxds8RE

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Coleen December 17, 2014 - 6:00 pm

I’d like to enter my photo into the inappropriate elf contest and have created a tumblr account for it. Is this all I need to do to enter?

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Hi Coleen. There is no contest this year.

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Denis Buzoianu November 17, 2020 - 1:21 am

hi

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