It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months.
Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d argue they’re more effective at providing the grownups some much-needed comic relief between bedtime and breakfast throughout this chaotic season.
It seems our elf – Jake- has been watching a bit too much cable TV since last Christmas. He got into lots of TV-inspired mischief at our house recently.
Honey Boo Boo Elf greets the kids with a breakfast of Sketti and Go Go juice.
Spring Break Elf breaks into your liquor cabinet and does body shots off Barbie.
She Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Elf presents you with a great opportunity to talk to the kids about unplanned pregnancy when she pushes out a baby in your bathroom.
Gangnam Style Elf will teach your kids to… be awesome… and call everyone “sexy.”
What began as 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas in 2011, has morphed into the hilarity that is the Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest, and now it’s your turn to play!
I can’t wait to see all the elves you’re going to link up below between now and December 18th at 11:59 p.m. CST when we will close entries and let our amazing panel of guest judges (to be announced soon) decide who takes home first prize (a Nikon 1 V2 mirrorless camera from Adorama!!) and second prize (an iPad mini from Passionfruit Ads!) from the top 10 elves, selected by the girls from HaHas for HooHas and me.
The 3 elves with the most votes/likes in the linkup will automatically make it into the top 10.
The elf with the MOST votes/likes- Fan Favorite- will automatically make it into the top 10, and win a Nintendo 3ds unless they win first or second prize.
For more info on how the prizes will shake out in that case, and to read ALL THE RULES (which you’re REQUIRED to do before entering), head to the official 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest Rules Page.
Then come back here to link up below! Voting doesn’t start until December 7th.
Be sure to follow and post with the #InappropriateElf hashtag on Twitter and Instagram! And you can always like me on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter and Instagram so you won’t miss a single Inappropriate Elf update.
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WEEWHO!
I totally love Spring Break Elf! LOL Can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with this year!
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Gagnam Style Elf made me and my husband giggle. Awesome job, Jill!
“I didn’t know I was pregnant” elf should win lol!!!! Love it. Well, I was going to enter my “Are You Elf Enough?” cover (http://www.lilblueboo.com/2012/10/elf-on-the-shelf-2012.html) for this year’s entry but someone recreated it already. #inappropriateentry But Camel Toe Elf is my second favorite so I entered him! Thanks for the contest again this year!
Here’s a link for more….LOL!
https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Eeek! So excited! My kid is only two, and I was thinking she was too little for the elf, but I might get it just to do this, and then save it for next year. Awesome!
Omg that’s IS AWESOME!!! LOVE IT!!!!
Sorry—This message ^^^ is to Ashley! OMG I can’t wait to see camel toe Elf!!!!! ???
Lolz.
Naturally, I’m participating this year. Have you considered making your Elf err on the side of inappropriate? The mistakes are worth it…
Rascal has been naughty, please check back daily for updates on his mischievous behavior.
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I hope I’m not misunderstanding.. it seems clear that your blog can only enter one time and link up… however, what about the IG account? can we just play with that hashtag and post multiple? Or same rules apply.
Do we have to have a blog to enter this or can we link it to our facebook?
Katy, check out the rules page. It’s all covered there. The rules are linked at the bottom of this post. Thanks!
Is there a way to enter using just a facebook account?
I gave you a shout out at http://crassparenting.com/2012/11/i-hate-the-christmas-elf/ Hope to steer some great pictures your way. I’m off to noodle some naughtiness.
Alright. I’m confused. I created a tumblr account, attached the link on my photo entry, and even posted the link separately on tumblr…WHY isn’t it working for me?
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We introduced Elf on the Shelf this past weekend! Do you have one too?
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Yes perfect sense! I’ve been having fun on IG with it
And using the hash tag so I just didnt want to screw up
The contest
I have to be honest with you. I have no idea what an “Elf on a Shelf” is. And from the looks of the guy, I’m happy to keep it that way…
I am having a really hard time figuring out how to add the backlink on my tumblr account. I have added a link back to the contest everywhere I can think of but on my forehead, and it still tells me I have not created a link back. Any advice? Place for a tutorial for blog dummies? TIA
Having a fun discussion on my personal page about the Elf on the Shelf craze. Do you love it or loathe it?
OK Everyone – This year we are doing the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ with Hazel. It’s super fun to hide the elf in places where she can be easily found doing silly things. But it’s even MORE fun for Andy and I to make the game extra inappropriate once Hazel’s not around by posing her in suggestive scenarios… I am going to enter a contest for the most INAPPROPRIATE elf scenario and need your help! How can I win? Help me decide on a scene I can photograph to submit. I’m drawing a blank on ideas. Nothing pornographic please!
Any body out there have an elf on a shelf ??? LOL this contest looks hilarious! https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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These are great!
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Oh my! I totally messed up LOL! I meant for my title to be “Take me away” and for some reason my photo is not showing up which obviously won’t get me anywhere in this contest. : / Please help!
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Oh my! I totally messed up LOL! I meant for my title to be “Take me away” and for some reason my photo is not showing up which obviously won’t get me anywhere in this contest. : / Please help!
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Do not click if you think Christmas is all about gingerbread and egg nog. This is “Inappropriate Elf” (from last year) and he’s much happier sipping tequila out of Barbie’s navel.
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Oh totally f*@#ed up!!! Love. Love. Love.
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This has been a fun post to write the last 2 years…thanks for hosting!
Ok, well we actually got a *tiny* bit of sun today so I retook my photo. Can I change the pic I submit?
Sure!
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Love them all – #35 Cousin Eddie Elf is AWESOME!
I have tried multiple times to link my post, but it continues to tell me I haven’t back linked, which I definitely have. Help!
I figured it out 🙂
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Okay.
I *really* wish I owned an Elf on The Shelf so I could enter this year! Argh!
https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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I’m confused as to how people “vote”. Is it the number of people that click through to this site from mine? If so, how can the friends I send over from Facebook vote? I consider myself fairly tech savvy, but feel quite the opposite right now!
LOL. At 8 tonight a “like” button will appear by each entry and people can click on that to vote. It’s not visible yet.
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Is it me or are Dexter the Elf and Grooming (65 & 66) from the same person with two blogs?
Voting is open! Remember, you can still enter until December 18th. https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Let the voting begin! Vote for me! I’m the entry titled “Don’t be the First Person to Fall Asleep” (in the 70s range of the 80 plus entries). https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
How do you keep someone from voting a hundred times for themselves?
The developer has access to and is keeping an eye on ip addresses. Any activity that looks dishonest will be questioned, and that picture may be DQd.
Can people vote every day or just one time? Sorry for so many questions!!
Technically, I think the system allows for multiple votes. I’m okay with people voting for more than one elf, or voting for themselves once a day, but the developer is keeping an eye on IP addresses for me, and if we get suspicious that someone is stuffing their votes, that pic will be in danger of a DQ. Simply: Play fair 🙂
Hilarious! These are all so funny!
Sure are a lot of fine ladies commenting here. What’s up ladies? 😉 /creeper
Hey everyone! Those of you who are friends with me on my personal page have seen the fun I’ve been having with our family elf, Sparkle. Those of you who havn’t…well…let’s just say I’ve been pretty entertained!! Would you guys do me a favor and go over to https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ to vote for #75, our Titanic elf, Jack Lives!!!! All you have to do is click “like”. Quick, simple, easy, and I need votes! Thanks!
Hey everyone! Those of you who are friends with me on my personal page have seen the fun I’ve been having with our family elf, Sparkle. Those of you who havn’t…well…let’s just say I’ve been pretty entertained!! Would you guys do me a favor and go over to https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ to vote for #75, our Titanic elf, Jack Lives!!!! All you have to do is click “like”. Quick, simple, easy, and I need votes! Thanks!
Please head on over to https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ and give Fred a vote-#32!!! His cousin Elfus needs one too he is #23
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Please vote for #67 So many beavers, so little time #elfonashelf Link in 1st comment
Check out the #InappropriateElf contest @BabyRabies and vote for your favorite! My entry is # 52
Please head to Baby Rabies and vote for my sick little elf. Scroll down to #45 and click the ‘Like’ button under the picture! Let’s make my elf a fan favorite!! https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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Just hit 100 likes! Can I get a whoop whoop? Lets celebrate by going to https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
And voting for Fred #32 and Elfus #23!!!! Do a girl a favor:)
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Go to #95 and vote daily! Please
Lots of funny entries! Some of these are not PG13 though. Yikes :/
I’m sorry, but #101 is nasty. Is this not against the rules?
i agree… 88 is just wrong. i was excited to enter but some of these make me want to pull my entry and not be associated with this..
Yeah, 88 is really sick. Nothing funny about molestation, even when you’re using toys to show it.
Here’s the deal: I’m having a really busy week with family things, and Christmas stuff. So I realize some are rule breakers, but I haven’t had time to police them all. And it’s not necessary for you to point them out. They will not end up in the top ten, not even if they get the most votes.
Okay. Thank you Jill.
in what way does 88 depict molestation? it’s strip poker. a common game many people play. lighten up.
Not the one that is 88 now. She took the one off that was depicting molestation was taken off.
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Check out my inappropriate elf!
Walter needs your votes #31. He swears he will go straight and be a good little elf unless you vote for him.
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Voting for #109!
How do I backlink? I’ve done all there is to do but it still says I didn’t add the link back to this site. Help!
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Please vote for Elf # 115…..shes a frisky little elf..lol
Elf 116 is the best!
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Jigsaw Elf from SAW#112 Wants to play a game with duct tape as toilett paper.
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Vote for Tickles the Bad Elf on the Shelf # 112 https://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Tickles is wearing a Jigsaw mask. He has seen too many Saw movies.
Elf # 112
Where did the 50 shades of grey one go?
I just wanted to thank you for hosting this contest. It has brought huge smiles to my face. I love seeing what mischief other people’s elves are getting into. So thanks for helping spread a lot of Christmas, (Holiday) Cheer
myevilelf.blogspot.com – my Elf is trying to kill me!
What happened to my picture? The elf who hung himself?
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So sorry I messed up my entry, can you erase number 118? I forgot to link back to you in my tumblr post. Please and thank you.
So sorry I messed up my entry, can you erase number 118? I forgot to link back to you in my tumblr post. Please and thank you!
Awww I hope we get a few more votes for #56. Our Little Nark Elf gets a little taste of his own Medicine this year 🙂
Didn’t double check the rules and submitted two, I removed the post for #119 (Semi HoHoHomemade elf) hoping it’d void the link, but it didn’t. Please delete it! Sorry!
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Oh no! I tried to submit my Elf pic at 11:15PM and it says the contest is closed. I’m in California…is it too late? PLEASE consider my submission! Here’s the link:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bradableson
Oops! Here’s the link:
http://bradableson.tumblr.com
PLEASE CONSIDER MY ENTRY!!!
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Had a blast.. follow Elfis (#43) on his very own blog.. http://vivalaselfis.blogspot.com/
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