I wouldn’t want you all to think that all I post about these days are pretty pictures and crap. So, just to remind you all of my wicked sense of humor, I’m sharing this video that my friends from HowToBeADad pointed out to me. Because they know I secretly long to excrete a viscous goo with green and white specks… and lay eggs. Just like a chicken.
I’m certain this… errr… arrangement would make for an even easier med-free birth the next time around.
Excuse me. I’m off to find an ostrich farmer that’s covered by Blue Cross.
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So convenient. And think of the grocery savings with our new home grown eggs. I hope they get laid by 8am.
This was the perfect way to start my Tuesday morning. Thank you so, so much.
sign me up!
Now if I can just poop on peoples cars like a pigeon without the cops getting called.
How in the heck did they do that without cracking up laughing? Or better question…how many takes did it require?
OMG LOLOLOLOL
Super !! Imagine if I were still lactating and laying my own eggs. Fresh scrambled eggs every day!!
Pubic feathering! BAHAHA!!!