Parenting LOLZ Mommy Truth: We’re Evil For Breaking Bananas by Jill June 6, 2012 June 6, 2012 Leyna is 17 months old and this also applies to oranges, tortillas, cheese sticks, and all other inanimate, food objects in our house. 50 Things to Do Before You Deliver: The First Time Moms Pregnancy Guide Available now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble broken bananasmommy truthtoddler previous post From Blah to BOOM- A Front Door Makeover next post Do I Make You Nervous? Keep reading The “Mom Brain” Fashion Statements We Never Meant... The Sunscreen Struggle Is Real Toddlers Are The Harshest Food Critics This Dad’s Brutally Honest Craigslist Van Ad Is... It’ll Be Worth It Pregnant With My 1st Vs. Pregnant With My... No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Same Thing My Year-Long Relationship With Paper Planners Let Me Sleep Because I’m Never That Hungry 13 comments MelissaS June 6, 2012 - 8:19 pm I’m evil for also putting the frozen french fries in the oven! My 2.5 year old needs to rescue 2 frozen fries from the pan before they meet their fate. Reply Katie June 6, 2012 - 8:31 pm Ha! My 16-month-old is the exact same, I absolutely love this 🙂 Reply A Man Called Dad June 6, 2012 - 8:54 pm One whole slice of bread. Best snack ever Dad! Two half slices of bread at once. **TANTRUM** WTF? Reply Jennifer @ Also Known As the Wife June 6, 2012 - 9:02 pm I’ve warned my husband about this phenomenon…he doesn’t believe me. Can’t wait until this bite Doubting Thomas in the ass. Reply Meghan June 6, 2012 - 9:56 pm I took the plastic off the Capri sun for my daughter tonight. She wanted to blow it off. Tantrum followed. Oh the poor thing. Reply Meghan June 6, 2012 - 9:57 pm Chicken nuggets are not to be cooked either. She will eat them cold or cry for their hotness. Reply Wendy Blackwell June 7, 2012 - 12:04 am Its bananas, its apples and its the straw in the Capri Sun. Reply Ciara Price Foust June 7, 2012 - 12:31 am Mine demands we break the banana. She must have TWO! Reply Rachael Hart June 7, 2012 - 2:11 am that is so my daughter! Reply Good Girl Gone Green June 7, 2012 - 10:52 am LMAO!!! 🙂 Reply Evin Cooper June 7, 2012 - 10:52 am I WANT IT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT WIDDLE??????? No. I want a big nana. Put dat one back and give me a big one. I drink a lot of banana smoothies using my daughters rejected fruit. Reply Jamie Smith June 7, 2012 - 2:49 pm i thought i was the only one drying tears shed over broken food! the worst are breakfast bars. they better be whole, still half wrapped—or ELSE! Reply Jess @ MomEinstein June 8, 2012 - 2:12 pm Hahaha, I’m so glad this isn’t just my kid. She yells, “I BITE IT! I BITE IT!” and throws a fit if I cut up her fruit. But then there are things that need to be cut. HOW am I supposed to know which is which?? Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.