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Parenting LOLZ

Mommy Truth: We’re Evil For Breaking Bananas

by Jill June 6, 2012
June 6, 2012

Leyna is 17 months old and this also applies to oranges, tortillas, cheese sticks, and all other inanimate, food objects in our house.


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13 comments

MelissaS June 6, 2012 - 8:19 pm

I’m evil for also putting the frozen french fries in the oven! My 2.5 year old needs to rescue 2 frozen fries from the pan before they meet their fate.

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Katie June 6, 2012 - 8:31 pm

Ha! My 16-month-old is the exact same, I absolutely love this 🙂

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A Man Called Dad June 6, 2012 - 8:54 pm

One whole slice of bread. Best snack ever Dad!

Two half slices of bread at once. **TANTRUM**

WTF?

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Jennifer @ Also Known As the Wife June 6, 2012 - 9:02 pm

I’ve warned my husband about this phenomenon…he doesn’t believe me. Can’t wait until this bite Doubting Thomas in the ass.

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Meghan June 6, 2012 - 9:56 pm

I took the plastic off the Capri sun for my daughter tonight. She wanted to blow it off. Tantrum followed. Oh the poor thing.

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Meghan June 6, 2012 - 9:57 pm

Chicken nuggets are not to be cooked either. She will eat them cold or cry for their hotness.

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Wendy Blackwell June 7, 2012 - 12:04 am

Its bananas, its apples and its the straw in the Capri Sun.

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Ciara Price Foust June 7, 2012 - 12:31 am

Mine demands we break the banana. She must have TWO!

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Rachael Hart June 7, 2012 - 2:11 am

that is so my daughter!

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Good Girl Gone Green June 7, 2012 - 10:52 am

LMAO!!! 🙂

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Evin Cooper June 7, 2012 - 10:52 am

I WANT IT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT WIDDLE??????? No. I want a big nana. Put dat one back and give me a big one.

I drink a lot of banana smoothies using my daughters rejected fruit.

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Jamie Smith June 7, 2012 - 2:49 pm

i thought i was the only one drying tears shed over broken food! the worst are breakfast bars. they better be whole, still half wrapped—or ELSE!

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Jess @ MomEinstein June 8, 2012 - 2:12 pm

Hahaha, I’m so glad this isn’t just my kid. She yells, “I BITE IT! I BITE IT!” and throws a fit if I cut up her fruit. But then there are things that need to be cut. HOW am I supposed to know which is which??

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