7:30 am- Why, Dear God, WHY must the children wake before 8? Ugh. I’m going to HAVE to nap today. It’s happening. And then tonight? TOTALLY going to be before midnight. I SWEAR.
9:00 am- Oh, this coffee is awesome. I think I might do all the things today! When the baby goes down for a nap, I’m going to rock the shit out of my to-do list.
10:30 am- Or not. Yeah, definitely not. Definitely going to take a nap once I get this snuggly little sleepy baby off my boob… and crawl out… of this..yawn… dark room.
10:45 am- I should check my emails first. Just in case.
11:45 am – Still “checking emails” and Facebook, and Twitter, and blog comments, and Pinterest, and forums, and basically exploring the entirety of the internet because that is SO AWESOME TO DO when it is quiet.
12:45 pm- Drink more coffee. Get the baby up from her nap. Kick myself for squandering precious sleep time.
3:45 pm- Beg the Lord to have mercy on my exhausted soul and magically make it bed time… or make both the kids want to take a nap. Then give up and drink more coffee.
6:00 pm- Bedtime is ON. I’m going to BRING IT. The kids are going DOWN, and then I’m going to bed EARLY tonight, yo. Seriously. I am.
7:30 pm- Kids are sleeping. I think I’ll have a glass of wine… and check some emails.
9:45 pm- WHEEEE THE INTERNET IS FUN!!! And also, I’m reminded of how much work I didn’t get done today. I’ll get it done… eventually… not now. Pour another glass of wine.
11:15 pm- Start work.
12:45 am- Apologize in advance to myself for how much 7:30 am is going to suck.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Fellow procrastinators, amirite??