Inappropriate Elves Are Winning

Parents with a sense of humor have united the last couple weeks in a way that brings a tear to my eye. We are FUNNY. We don’t take this shit too seriously. We are not afraid to pose elves INAPPROPRIATELY! We will not let the guilt of not moving our elves every day into whimsical, time-sucking, mess-making poses paralyze our spirit.

We are the Inappropriate Elf movement, the 99% of parenthood, if you will.

We have come together to make the holidays HILARIOUS.

Damn, I am proud to be a part of this, and already plotting how to make next year even more epic. So buy those elves on clearance, bitches, because it is ON in 2012.

Voting ends tonight at 11:59 pm CST. If you haven’t yet, go here and click “like” to vote for your favorite. After that, the top 3 automatically make it into the top 10. Then I’ll choose the other 7 and send the top 10 onto our KICK ASS panel of judges.

The Bloggess– Uhm, yes, you are not hallucinating. It’s not too late to come up with entries that incorporate dead animals and giant metal chickens!

The Redneck Mommy– Because this contest is officially the coolest thing to ever happen to me in the blogging world, and not only did The Bloggess say yes, but so did The Redneck Mommy… I. Die.

How To Be A Dad– You know, crazy famous, hilarious dads? You and 71,800 something others may be familiar with them on the Twitter.

The Next Martha– Twitter superstar, Halloween goddess, Target Champ, one of the funniest people I’ve ever built something with.

Harpers Happenings- One of my internet besties, Mandy, who also happens to be so funny she makes me pee my pants. She also produces THE. CUTEST. spawn. I’ve urged her to contact Mattel about licensing a Harper doll.CHAPSTICK! (N0 really, you have to watch that.)

Parenting- Illustrated With Crappy Pictures– She draws pictures of my life. I think she watches me. I forgive her because she is a comedic genius.

Rachel Devine– Representing the professional photography aspect here. She’s in this because 1. I love her, and am inspired by her and 2. she has an eye for amazing pictures. And this IS a photo contest, so…

Jason Lynes– Passionfruit Ads founder with a kick-ass sense of humor and the passion to change how you sell and manage ads on your blog. Also a graphic design super star.

The Baby Guy NYC– I just got Jamie’s Christmas Card. He is TOTALLY up for this challenge. I’m just going to leave it at that.

The winner will get an iPad 2!

But even if you don’t win, even if you didn’t enter, you can still take a little piece of Inappropriate Elf with you, courtesy of HaHas for HooHas.

That’s a Baby Rabies EXCLUSIVE, FREE, downloadable, printable card!

And if you’d like to send it via email, check out the e-card here, also free.

Huge thanks to HaHas for HooHas for their support and to all of you who have shared your hilarity with us, or shared this contest with others.

Now, go get your vote on… or link up if you want to. You still have time!

And don’t forget to check out the post that started it all if you haven’t yet – the original 5 Highly Inappropriate & Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas. 

See you back here tomorrow with the list of the top 10.

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    • We are finalizing the top ten right now! It’s just so, so hard to narrow it down. I had to call in a little help from my friends 🙂 Will post today.

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