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InappropriateElf

Inappropriate Elf Contest, Starring Inappropriate Elf

by Jill December 7, 2011
December 7, 2011

He’s baaaaAAAAckk! After the smashing success of the first 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas post, I’m back with 5 more.

But WAIT, there’s MORE! Be sure to read all about how your inappropriate elf can help you win an iPad2 after these pictures.

5 More Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas

Hoarder Elf

You awake to find him in a corner littered with piles of magazines, dirty dishes, nick-nacks, animal feces, and a flat-cat. You think you see his bed under that large mound of laundry.

Arsonist Elf

He’s lighting your toys on fire. The Christmas tree is probably next.

Peeping Tom Elf

 

He’s in your bushes. Watchin’ the babies.

Psycho Elf

He surprises you in the shower.

Hump Your Leg Elf

He’s as excited as a horny toy-poodle about Christmas! You find him humping your dad’s leg.

Now it’s YOUR turn.

Go HERE to read the details and rules. 

Yes, VERY IMPORTANT, there are rules. So make sure you read them.

Voting has started! That doesn’t mean you can’t still link up, though. You can link up all the way up to the close of voting at midnight on December 20th. Keep the entries coming!

Once voting closes, the top 3 voted through by you and 7 others chosen by me and maybe a friend or 2, will go on to our guest panel of AH-MAZE-ING judges.

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BEHOLD! THE AMAZING JUDGES:

The Bloggess– Uhm, yes, you are not hallucinating. It’s not too late to come up with entries that incorporate dead animals and giant metal chickens!

The Redneck Mommy– Because this contest is officially the coolest thing to ever happen to me in the blogging world, and not only did The Bloggess say yes, but so did The Redneck Mommy… I. Die.

How To Be A Dad– You know, crazy famous, hilarious dads? You and 71,800 something others may be familiar with them on the Twitter.

The Next Martha– Twitter superstar, Halloween goddess, Target Champ, one of the funniest people I’ve ever built something with.

Harpers Happenings- One of my internet besties, Mandy, who also happens to be so funny she makes me pee my pants. She also produces THE. CUTEST. spawn. I’ve urged her to contact Mattel about licensing a Harper doll. CHAPSTICK! (N0 really, you have to watch that.)

Parenting- Illustrated With Crappy Pictures– She draws pictures of my life. I think she watches me. I forgive her because she is a comedic genius.

Rachel Devine– Representing the professional photography aspect here. She’s in this because 1. I love her, and am inspired by her and 2. she has an eye for amazing pictures. And this IS a photo contest, so…

Jason Lynes– Passionfruit Ads founder with a kick-ass sense of humor and the passion to change how you sell and manage ads on your blog. Also a graphic design super star.

The Baby Guy NYC– I just got Jamie’s Christmas Card. He is TOTALLY up for this challenge. I’m just going to leave it at that.

Inspired to enter now??? Use the linky tools below to link up. Want to vote? Just click “like” under the picture you want to vote for. You can vote for as many entries you like, once a day.

Already entered? Here’s a handy button you can put up on your blog to drum up votes. Or if you’re the Photoshop-toting type, here’s a PSD so you can insert your own inappropriate elf into the badge.

Link it back to: https://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/

RELEASE THE ELVES!

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136 comments

Rotty December 7, 2011 - 11:07 pm

I’m so excited for this contest. I can’t wait to see the submissions. I wish i had an ‘elf’ so i could play.

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A Very Inappropriate Elf December 7, 2011 - 11:35 pm

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Denae @ New Mom Adventure December 7, 2011 - 11:37 pm

I signed up for updates! I wish I could participate but I am not particularly clever nor do I own an elf.

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TheFeministBreeder December 7, 2011 - 11:43 pm

OHMYGOD! “Goodbye Cruel World” make me snort snot on my laptop. AWESOME! This is going to be great. GREATEST PART OF THE SEASON, I TELL YOU!!!

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Nikki December 7, 2011 - 11:53 pm

Thanks! I am excited to see the rest of the entries too!

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Nikki December 7, 2011 - 11:54 pm

I just realized that my elf can’t spell “Cruel”…oh well, no one ever said they were smart! 😉

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molly December 8, 2011 - 12:01 am

Okay, so I don’t have an elf and had NO plans of getting one. But an iPad? I can certainly get on board with that. And surely my very crazy mind can think of something good 😉

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Bryan Witt December 8, 2011 - 12:07 am

How do you “like” / Vote for an elf photo?

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Jill December 8, 2011 - 12:12 am

You have to wait until voting goes live.

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Good Girl Gone Green December 8, 2011 - 12:37 am

Oh Jill, this is genius! I cant stop laughing at all the entries, the “good bye cruel world” is so funny! I need to make an elf and enter this contest! Looking forward to more laughs ans snorting as Gina put it!

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Katherine @ Postpartum Progress December 8, 2011 - 10:06 am

You have come up with an amazing concept here Jill. I can see this turning into a book and more. Can I play you in the TV movie?

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Erin December 8, 2011 - 12:18 pm

Can’t wait! Going to buy an elf today just for this (my kid is still too young to get the whole elf thing). I also really appreciate that your system for selecting the Top 10 is a combination of both judging and votes.

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Nicci @ Changing the Universe December 8, 2011 - 12:22 pm

Ok, so I’m not actually playing, I’m just here to see who has a sicker, more twisted mind than I do 🙂

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Joanna December 8, 2011 - 5:04 pm

The entries are ALREADY amazing.

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Kristin December 8, 2011 - 5:14 pm

I love this because I hate that weirdo creepy elf. You are showing his true colors 😉

Can’t wait to vote!

Our Growing Garden

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Adrienne December 8, 2011 - 9:56 pm

Hump your leg elf! I die!

I’ll be sitting back over here, enjoying the epic entertainment that this contest is going to drop into my lap.

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MomNom December 9, 2011 - 8:26 am

I’m with Adrienne, Hump Your Leg Elf…omGEE.

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rachael December 8, 2011 - 10:55 pm

ok, I have never blogged, i thought i wrote the needed link in the post, but the backlink thing says i didn’t, any advice?

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Ashley December 8, 2011 - 11:06 pm

you have to make sure you do it as a hyperlink, not just paste the text into the blog… which blog page are you using?

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rachael December 9, 2011 - 12:15 am

how do I hyperlink?! i put the post on elfshelfblog.tumblr.com

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Ashley December 9, 2011 - 1:31 am

In the text box, highlight where you have pasted the link. Then click on the chain (to the right of the picture of the tree). That should allow you to paste the URL into the “Link URL” box. Click ok, and then try the linky part again.

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Ashley December 9, 2011 - 1:33 am

I clicked on the link you have in your post, and it brings you straight to the right page and post. Maybe try doing the linky tool again?

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Chrissy December 8, 2011 - 11:25 pm

This is going to be so hard to judge! The submissions so far are totally inappropriate and hilarious. The Dexter Elf is great! NOW I want an Elf. Sort of.

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A Little Lucidity December 9, 2011 - 11:08 am

Hi there! Just wondering if folks can vote once a day or once total until voting ends. I don’t want to stalk people unnecessarily. 😉

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Jill December 9, 2011 - 11:29 am

Once a day 🙂

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pam December 9, 2011 - 11:22 am

these are all so awesome (except mine, which is lame, but it seemed like a good idea to enter last night at midnight while suffering from insomnia.)

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Donita December 10, 2011 - 12:19 am

Step One cut a hole in the box. I literally shot stuff out of my nose. (I’d like to say it was wine, but I have a cold, so it was much, much worse.) I’m still giggling. The Dexter montage is genius too.

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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 10, 2011 - 2:00 am

I’m not ashamed of what Wilson can do. In fact, I’m proud.

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Talina (@TalinaN) December 10, 2011 - 8:51 pm

Yay, had a blast with this 😛 Great idea!

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anna December 10, 2011 - 10:05 pm

Hi! I want to enter this contest….but am having trouble with the linky tools.. I set up an account but don’t know what to do from here. Please help..
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/abellazie

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Jill December 11, 2011 - 8:21 pm

Hey Anna! That link isn’t letting me see your blog. Did you get your post up on it? Do you have a direct link to it?

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Kat December 11, 2011 - 2:08 am

These elves are awesome!! I definitely need to join this bandwagon next year. 🙂 Also, I love your attempt to lay down some rules…and yet the very first photo is a suicidal elf. Hahaha!

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Y.L. December 11, 2011 - 10:21 pm

All the pictures are great! This was so much fun! Great idea, Jill!

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Monica December 12, 2011 - 12:27 am

So sorry about the double post. I messed up when putting the image up.

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Nettie Moore December 12, 2011 - 10:34 am

These are all absolutely wonderful! Clever!

Nettie

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tracey - justanothermommy December 12, 2011 - 10:34 am

ALL of these entries are a riot!

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Nicole December 12, 2011 - 11:33 am

Talk about perfect timing! We just bought one of these for our kids yesterday. I wonder what hilarity I can come up with?

LOVE that leg-humping elf! I laughed almost to the point of hyperventilating. Can’t wait to see more entries! 😀

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Tracy Hargraves December 12, 2011 - 11:49 am

So many funny ideas!! I wanted to vote for Swimming with the fishies but I don’t know how to vote.

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Jill December 12, 2011 - 11:59 am

Just click “like” below the picture you want to vote for 🙂

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Steph December 12, 2011 - 1:31 pm

I tried forever and now the linky tools aren’t showing on this post at all. Has the contest closed?

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Jill December 12, 2011 - 4:45 pm

No. Still open. Will look into it when I get home. Sorry!

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Steph December 12, 2011 - 5:37 pm

It’s working now! I posted my hangover submission. This is fun! Thanks to Bearded Iris for sending me here!

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Jill December 12, 2011 - 9:30 pm

Oh good!

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Jessie Powell December 12, 2011 - 2:46 pm

Voting for #82 from Let me Start By Saying. uhhh, is this where I do that?

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Jill December 12, 2011 - 4:45 pm

Click like under the picture above.

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Debra December 12, 2011 - 4:17 pm

What a great post & contest. Some of them really had me laughing…and makes me wonder what my Elf is doing when i’m not around?

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Mommy Shorts December 14, 2011 - 12:15 am

This is the first Christmas thing I’ve seen that makes me wish I wasn’t jewish.

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C. Johnson December 14, 2011 - 2:11 am

I just read that only one photo can be used per blog. I created a tumblr specifically for this contest, and obviously don’t know WHAT I’m doing! Please delete one of my entries so that I am not a rule-breaker like my elf! My entries are #48 and #93 (and #94 duplicate). Thanks so much!

If you’s like to see some “not so inappropriate” elf photos – check out my Elf on the Shelf board on Pinterest – Cassandra Johnson – (The profile photo with 3 finger people)

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Jill December 20, 2011 - 12:19 am

Done! Thanks for the heads up:)

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A Little Lucidity December 14, 2011 - 11:08 am

I thought we were only allowed to vote once per day per computer, but some folks on facebook are telling me they’re able to vote multiple times from their computers each day. What is the actual rule there? Don’t want to break any…

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Jennifer December 14, 2011 - 10:41 pm

The one named Dick. I can not get enough. So funny!

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Bobby D. December 16, 2011 - 8:28 am

I wish I could enter my Elf into the contest. He has been having his own adventures for the past few weeks. I have been posting his adventures to my facebook page. Some really funny photos here. Keep up the good work and creativity.

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Bobby D. December 16, 2011 - 9:07 am

Check out my Adventure of Elf not on the Shelf. I have been posting the Adventures on my facebook page, but I made a quick blog photo slide show so I can start sharing it with more people

http://elflikesitbad.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-adventure-of-elf-not-on-the-shelf/

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Tina December 19, 2011 - 1:57 am

So glad I came across this…what a great contest! Finally, a good laugh involving ridiculously fun people. Wish I had an elf, but I’m going to be immensely entertained by these entries.
Happy Christmas to me…Thanks!

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Beth December 19, 2011 - 5:07 pm

Love it. Love it. Love it!

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Dena December 19, 2011 - 5:38 pm

OK so obviously I didn’t read the rules at all!! But c’mon how can you not enjoy a night of sex, drugs, and alcohol! Is there any way you can delete the first two entries I put up? I am not Blog Friendly!

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Jill December 20, 2011 - 12:22 am

Hey Dena! I think I accidentally deleted all of your entries?? Not sure. I deleted anything that was elf porn 😉 You can re-upload some pg-13 pics if you’d like.

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Kande December 19, 2011 - 10:40 pm

Argggg!!! I actually managed to take a picture, transfer it to the computer and set up a tumblr account all with my techie husband being away! But the stupid thing won’t let me set up my photo, it keeps saying I don’t have a backlink set up (even though I read through the comments above, tried a billion times, and if I click on the photo it totally links to this page). Help please!

My blog is http://www.tumblr.com/blog/kandenix

Thanks!!!!

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Jill December 19, 2011 - 10:52 pm

Ack! So sorry about that. Try making sure you delete the / at the end of the link if there is one.

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Kande December 19, 2011 - 10:58 pm

I really don’t get it … tried that and is still not working. I think Baby Jesus does not approve of my entry! 😉 Can you try looking and seeing if you can see my website or what I am doing wrong??

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Jill December 20, 2011 - 12:07 am

Hang on… headed that way. So sorry for the confusion! If I don’t get it worked out tonight, try again tomorrow and we’ll contact the guy who runs this linky tools program.

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Naughty the Elf. « *straight talk jess* December 20, 2011 - 11:15 am

[…] better be sure not to leave the computer open after checking out the entries on Jill’s Inappropriate Elf Contest.  But you should go check them out. Hilarious!!!  JTimberlake fans, I’m sure you know which […]

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Bryan December 20, 2011 - 4:45 pm

I plan on selling my iPad to provide food for thousands of orphans overseas, who are really counting on me this Christmas. Just think about that every time you vote for an elf that is not #2.

Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

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White Apricot » Keep the Elf on the Shelf December 21, 2011 - 11:09 am

[…] dummies and evil clowns in our opinion. Obviously, we are not completely insane, as there is a website devoted to those of us who are less than charmed by this little do-gooder. Check it out — there's even a contest for the most inappropriate idea! We think we will […]

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Santa & Screaming Infants: Is There A More Festive Combo? | Baby Rabies December 22, 2011 - 12:33 am

[…] and about those Inappropriate Elves… I know I’ve got to narrow down the top 10, and I’m about to dig into it now. […]

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You may have a problem if…… « lifefromthestep December 24, 2011 - 12:01 pm

[…] for diversion, I just checked out the Inappropriate Elf Contest. Which led me, in a roundabout way, to this. And now I’m laughing. Thank you, wonders of the […]

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Mac Update February 3, 2012 - 1:02 am

[…] us via Elf Magic? Well, he’s still going on little Elfcapades around our house. Nothing like these naughty elves! He’s pretty G-rated, but he did decide to decorate our cat Sparkles one night. Of course, […]

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Mac Update February 3, 2012 - 1:34 pm

[…] us via Elf Magic? Well, he’s still going on little Elfcapades around our house. Nothing like these naughty elves! He’s pretty G-rated, but he did decide to decorate our cat Sparkles one night. Of course, […]

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More hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf | Josh's Blog July 25, 2012 - 12:02 pm

[…] entered an “inappropriate Elf on the Shelf photo” contest for an iPad2 here: https://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/. Yes, I entered one of those “win an iPad!” contests. Congratulations, universe. You […]

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Naughty the Elf. | Jess in the ATX. August 8, 2012 - 10:15 am

[…] better be sure not to leave the computer open after checking out the entries on Jill’s Inappropriate Elf Contest.  But you should go check them out. Hilarious!!!  JTimberlake fans, I’m sure you know which […]

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Signs Your Elf on the Shelf is on The Naughty List | Let Me Start By Saying… August 25, 2012 - 10:16 am

[…] After I originally posted this, I discovered The Inappropriate Elf Contest and had to jump in (Vote for my Elf Masturbating to Elf Porn #82).  Go check it out & see […]

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Week as a Single Parent (Crappy Collaboration with Baby Rabies) October 24, 2012 - 11:08 am

[…] Jill from Baby Rabies.I’ve mentioned her a few times in these parts. Remember the hilarious inappropriate elf contest from last year? That was her. She is also the one who peed on a gecko. You gotta love a woman who […]

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Coming Soon: Elf on a Shelf | Rocky Mountain Mama November 9, 2012 - 8:06 pm

[…] You can find hundreds upon hundreds of ideas for your elf. Jill from Baby Rabies hosted an Inappropriate Elf Contest last year. And I have seen some very creative elf ideas on Pinterest. Some are definitely over the […]

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Prepare For The Inappropriate Elves November 13, 2012 - 10:18 pm

[…] Here’s a description of what the MPAA considers PG-13. (Please note this contest is not at all intended to be viewed by children. This is adult fun.) […]

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Too Lazy for Elf on the Shelf | Froggy & the Mouse December 2, 2012 - 11:26 am

[…] wanted to spend money on. Then Jill over at Baby Rabies decided to rock the blogging world with her Inappropriate Elf on a Shelf contest and I’m pretty sure Elf on a Shelf stock rose 10 fold (five bucks says that after her repeat […]

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The Elves are Coming! – Mama's Gone Madison December 3, 2012 - 4:55 pm

[…] personal favorite is the innappropriate elf.  I LOVEed Babies Rabies Inappropriate Elf contest last year. My favorite entry was from Emily at Design Her Mama. (chocolate kiss poopies, […]

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Melissa Geri Jenkins December 5, 2012 - 8:03 pm

OH NO! My supplies finally came today and I took my pics…now my compter says “the linky list is now closed” please help! My pictures can be found at http://katyandzucchini.blogspot.com/.

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Jill December 5, 2012 - 8:24 pm

Melissa, you’re on last years post! Click the button in my sidebar that says 2012 Inappropriate Elf.

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Melissa Geri Jenkins December 5, 2012 - 11:53 pm

OH NO! My supplies finally came today and I took my pics…now my compter says “the linky list is now closed” please help! My pictures can be found at http://katyandzucchini.blogspot.com/.

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Sian Berman December 10, 2012 - 4:57 pm

I LOVE these….how do I vote? ive tried clicking but its not working?

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How The F*ck Do I Elf? | mommyneedswinenotwhine November 7, 2013 - 4:51 pm

[…] Not these. […]

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It’s Time To Wake The Elves #InappropriateElf November 26, 2013 - 1:53 am

[…] 1st Inappropriate Elf Contest […]

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2013 Inappropriate Elf Contest November 29, 2013 - 5:43 pm

[…] Inappropriate Elf Contest 2011 Inappropriate Elf Contest 2012 […]

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Rebecca Gonyea December 8, 2013 - 2:40 am

I am having some issues posting our inappropriate elf pic…I don’t have an actual blog yet so I tried via tumblr…can someone assist me? please:(

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