He’s baaaaAAAAckk! After the smashing success of the first 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas post, I’m back with 5 more.
But WAIT, there’s MORE! Be sure to read all about how your inappropriate elf can help you win an iPad2 after these pictures.
5 More Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas
Hoarder Elf
You awake to find him in a corner littered with piles of magazines, dirty dishes, nick-nacks, animal feces, and a flat-cat. You think you see his bed under that large mound of laundry.
Arsonist Elf
He’s lighting your toys on fire. The Christmas tree is probably next.
Peeping Tom Elf
He’s in your bushes. Watchin’ the babies.
Psycho Elf
He surprises you in the shower.
Hump Your Leg Elf
He’s as excited as a horny toy-poodle about Christmas! You find him humping your dad’s leg.
Now it’s YOUR turn.
Go HERE to read the details and rules.
Yes, VERY IMPORTANT, there are rules. So make sure you read them.
Voting has started! That doesn’t mean you can’t still link up, though. You can link up all the way up to the close of voting at midnight on December 20th. Keep the entries coming!
Once voting closes, the top 3 voted through by you and 7 others chosen by me and maybe a friend or 2, will go on to our guest panel of AH-MAZE-ING judges.
BEHOLD! THE AMAZING JUDGES:
The Bloggess– Uhm, yes, you are not hallucinating. It’s not too late to come up with entries that incorporate dead animals and giant metal chickens!
The Redneck Mommy– Because this contest is officially the coolest thing to ever happen to me in the blogging world, and not only did The Bloggess say yes, but so did The Redneck Mommy… I. Die.
How To Be A Dad– You know, crazy famous, hilarious dads? You and 71,800 something others may be familiar with them on the Twitter.
The Next Martha– Twitter superstar, Halloween goddess, Target Champ, one of the funniest people I’ve ever built something with.
Harpers Happenings- One of my internet besties, Mandy, who also happens to be so funny she makes me pee my pants. She also produces THE. CUTEST. spawn. I’ve urged her to contact Mattel about licensing a Harper doll. CHAPSTICK! (N0 really, you have to watch that.)
Parenting- Illustrated With Crappy Pictures– She draws pictures of my life. I think she watches me. I forgive her because she is a comedic genius.
Rachel Devine– Representing the professional photography aspect here. She’s in this because 1. I love her, and am inspired by her and 2. she has an eye for amazing pictures. And this IS a photo contest, so…
Jason Lynes– Passionfruit Ads founder with a kick-ass sense of humor and the passion to change how you sell and manage ads on your blog. Also a graphic design super star.
The Baby Guy NYC– I just got Jamie’s Christmas Card. He is TOTALLY up for this challenge. I’m just going to leave it at that.
Inspired to enter now??? Use the linky tools below to link up. Want to vote? Just click “like” under the picture you want to vote for. You can vote for as many entries you like, once a day.
Already entered? Here’s a handy button you can put up on your blog to drum up votes. Or if you’re the Photoshop-toting type, here’s a PSD so you can insert your own inappropriate elf into the badge.
Link it back to: https://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/
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I’m so excited for this contest. I can’t wait to see the submissions. I wish i had an ‘elf’ so i could play.
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I signed up for updates! I wish I could participate but I am not particularly clever nor do I own an elf.
OHMYGOD! “Goodbye Cruel World” make me snort snot on my laptop. AWESOME! This is going to be great. GREATEST PART OF THE SEASON, I TELL YOU!!!
Thanks! I am excited to see the rest of the entries too!
I just realized that my elf can’t spell “Cruel”…oh well, no one ever said they were smart! 😉
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Okay, so I don’t have an elf and had NO plans of getting one. But an iPad? I can certainly get on board with that. And surely my very crazy mind can think of something good 😉
How do you “like” / Vote for an elf photo?
You have to wait until voting goes live.
Oh Jill, this is genius! I cant stop laughing at all the entries, the “good bye cruel world” is so funny! I need to make an elf and enter this contest! Looking forward to more laughs ans snorting as Gina put it!
You have come up with an amazing concept here Jill. I can see this turning into a book and more. Can I play you in the TV movie?
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Can’t wait! Going to buy an elf today just for this (my kid is still too young to get the whole elf thing). I also really appreciate that your system for selecting the Top 10 is a combination of both judging and votes.
Ok, so I’m not actually playing, I’m just here to see who has a sicker, more twisted mind than I do 🙂
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The entries are ALREADY amazing.
I love this because I hate that weirdo creepy elf. You are showing his true colors 😉
Can’t wait to vote!
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Hump your leg elf! I die!
I’ll be sitting back over here, enjoying the epic entertainment that this contest is going to drop into my lap.
I’m with Adrienne, Hump Your Leg Elf…omGEE.
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ok, I have never blogged, i thought i wrote the needed link in the post, but the backlink thing says i didn’t, any advice?
you have to make sure you do it as a hyperlink, not just paste the text into the blog… which blog page are you using?
how do I hyperlink?! i put the post on elfshelfblog.tumblr.com
In the text box, highlight where you have pasted the link. Then click on the chain (to the right of the picture of the tree). That should allow you to paste the URL into the “Link URL” box. Click ok, and then try the linky part again.
I clicked on the link you have in your post, and it brings you straight to the right page and post. Maybe try doing the linky tool again?
This is going to be so hard to judge! The submissions so far are totally inappropriate and hilarious. The Dexter Elf is great! NOW I want an Elf. Sort of.
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Hi there! Just wondering if folks can vote once a day or once total until voting ends. I don’t want to stalk people unnecessarily. 😉
Once a day 🙂
these are all so awesome (except mine, which is lame, but it seemed like a good idea to enter last night at midnight while suffering from insomnia.)
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Step One cut a hole in the box. I literally shot stuff out of my nose. (I’d like to say it was wine, but I have a cold, so it was much, much worse.) I’m still giggling. The Dexter montage is genius too.
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Yay, had a blast with this 😛 Great idea!
Hi! I want to enter this contest….but am having trouble with the linky tools.. I set up an account but don’t know what to do from here. Please help..
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/abellazie
Hey Anna! That link isn’t letting me see your blog. Did you get your post up on it? Do you have a direct link to it?
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These elves are awesome!! I definitely need to join this bandwagon next year. 🙂 Also, I love your attempt to lay down some rules…and yet the very first photo is a suicidal elf. Hahaha!
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All the pictures are great! This was so much fun! Great idea, Jill!
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So sorry about the double post. I messed up when putting the image up.
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These are all absolutely wonderful! Clever!
Nettie
ALL of these entries are a riot!
Talk about perfect timing! We just bought one of these for our kids yesterday. I wonder what hilarity I can come up with?
LOVE that leg-humping elf! I laughed almost to the point of hyperventilating. Can’t wait to see more entries! 😀
So many funny ideas!! I wanted to vote for Swimming with the fishies but I don’t know how to vote.
Just click “like” below the picture you want to vote for 🙂
I tried forever and now the linky tools aren’t showing on this post at all. Has the contest closed?
No. Still open. Will look into it when I get home. Sorry!
It’s working now! I posted my hangover submission. This is fun! Thanks to Bearded Iris for sending me here!
Oh good!
Voting for #82 from Let me Start By Saying. uhhh, is this where I do that?
Click like under the picture above.
What a great post & contest. Some of them really had me laughing…and makes me wonder what my Elf is doing when i’m not around?
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I just read that only one photo can be used per blog. I created a tumblr specifically for this contest, and obviously don’t know WHAT I’m doing! Please delete one of my entries so that I am not a rule-breaker like my elf! My entries are #48 and #93 (and #94 duplicate). Thanks so much!
If you’s like to see some “not so inappropriate” elf photos – check out my Elf on the Shelf board on Pinterest – Cassandra Johnson – (The profile photo with 3 finger people)
Done! Thanks for the heads up:)
I thought we were only allowed to vote once per day per computer, but some folks on facebook are telling me they’re able to vote multiple times from their computers each day. What is the actual rule there? Don’t want to break any…
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The one named Dick. I can not get enough. So funny!
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I wish I could enter my Elf into the contest. He has been having his own adventures for the past few weeks. I have been posting his adventures to my facebook page. Some really funny photos here. Keep up the good work and creativity.
Check out my Adventure of Elf not on the Shelf. I have been posting the Adventures on my facebook page, but I made a quick blog photo slide show so I can start sharing it with more people
http://elflikesitbad.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-adventure-of-elf-not-on-the-shelf/
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So glad I came across this…what a great contest! Finally, a good laugh involving ridiculously fun people. Wish I had an elf, but I’m going to be immensely entertained by these entries.
Happy Christmas to me…Thanks!
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Love it. Love it. Love it!
OK so obviously I didn’t read the rules at all!! But c’mon how can you not enjoy a night of sex, drugs, and alcohol! Is there any way you can delete the first two entries I put up? I am not Blog Friendly!
Hey Dena! I think I accidentally deleted all of your entries?? Not sure. I deleted anything that was elf porn 😉 You can re-upload some pg-13 pics if you’d like.
Argggg!!! I actually managed to take a picture, transfer it to the computer and set up a tumblr account all with my techie husband being away! But the stupid thing won’t let me set up my photo, it keeps saying I don’t have a backlink set up (even though I read through the comments above, tried a billion times, and if I click on the photo it totally links to this page). Help please!
My blog is http://www.tumblr.com/blog/kandenix
Thanks!!!!
Ack! So sorry about that. Try making sure you delete the / at the end of the link if there is one.
I really don’t get it … tried that and is still not working. I think Baby Jesus does not approve of my entry! 😉 Can you try looking and seeing if you can see my website or what I am doing wrong??
Hang on… headed that way. So sorry for the confusion! If I don’t get it worked out tonight, try again tomorrow and we’ll contact the guy who runs this linky tools program.
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I plan on selling my iPad to provide food for thousands of orphans overseas, who are really counting on me this Christmas. Just think about that every time you vote for an elf that is not #2.
Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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OH NO! My supplies finally came today and I took my pics…now my compter says “the linky list is now closed” please help! My pictures can be found at http://katyandzucchini.blogspot.com/.
Melissa, you’re on last years post! Click the button in my sidebar that says 2012 Inappropriate Elf.
OH NO! My supplies finally came today and I took my pics…now my compter says “the linky list is now closed” please help! My pictures can be found at http://katyandzucchini.blogspot.com/.
I LOVE these….how do I vote? ive tried clicking but its not working?
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I am having some issues posting our inappropriate elf pic…I don’t have an actual blog yet so I tried via tumblr…can someone assist me? please:(
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