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Announcing the Top 11 Inappropriate Elves

by Jill December 22, 2011
December 22, 2011

I went back and forth with Jason of Passionfruit Ads all morning and there was NO way we could settle on ten. It was nearly impossible to narrow it down to eleven, and getting rid of just one more was out of the question.

So, top ELEVEN it is!

The top 3, voted in by all of you are:

1. Making Ends Meet Elf from Babbling Dreamer (1088 votes)

2. Dobbie Writes His Name In The Snow Elf from The Bearded Iris (1053 votes)

3. Step One: Cut A Hole In A Box Elf by Adventure Mama (1001 votes)

And now for the ones chosen by Jason and me:

4. He’s Watching You Elf by The Lame Sauce  

5. Wiggle x5 from The Walker Fab Five

6. Dexter Elf by Dirty Diaper Laundry

7. Birth Control Flushing Elf by Jessica Marchetti

8. Are You My Daddy Elf by Melissa Bulfone Photography

9. Kidney Theft Elf by Little Blue Boo

10. Flasher Elf by The Nut House

11. Working Elf by Blog Treat

This was SO SO SO SO SO HARD!! You all were hilarious. I loved every single one. I’m really glad I don’t have any say in choosing the winner. That will be the tough job of our amazing judges.  You can read more about all of them and see the rest of all the great entries in the Inappropriate Elf official contest entry post. 

The winner will be announced on Saturday, Christmas Eve!

Thank you to everyone who participated and shared this with their friends. This has been a total blast to be a part of.


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39 comments

Amber December 22, 2011 - 3:25 pm

The “hole in the box” elf? Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

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Mandy December 22, 2011 - 3:34 pm

Haha. Great choices. I just LOVED the “hole in the box” elf.

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Jami December 22, 2011 - 3:36 pm

The first three on here KILL me. KILL ME. Hilarious!

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Chelsey The Paper Mama December 22, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Ha ha! Love them. My fave is the flashing elf. 😀

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Katie December 22, 2011 - 4:00 pm

They are ALL hilarious, but I actually snorted my water when I saw the d*ck in the box elf! LOVE! That one gets my fist bump just because JT was in the original skit 🙂

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Lynet witty December 22, 2011 - 4:04 pm

Aagaggghhh someone please explain to me the lastpicture!! I do. Not. Get. It! Me= dumb

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Krystyn December 22, 2011 - 4:09 pm

Love the creativity! I wouldn’t have been able to pick, either.

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Leah December 22, 2011 - 4:33 pm

Yay for Kelsey! (hole in the box) Pick her, judges!! 😉

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Crystal December 22, 2011 - 4:52 pm

so.freaking.funny.

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Milka December 22, 2011 - 5:00 pm

Birth control flushing elf is the most creative! Love it!!!

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molly December 22, 2011 - 5:22 pm

Yay! The winners are all great! My personal favorite is the Dexter Elf. Full of awesome!

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Mark December 22, 2011 - 9:11 pm

You could have easily dropped #5, to hit your Top 10 list., instead of 11.

As for the best, it’s a toss-up between #3. (Step One: Cut A Hole In A Box Elf by Adventure Mama) and #10. (Flasher Elf by The Nut House).

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Jill December 22, 2011 - 9:15 pm

No way! That one got a hearty belly laugh out of me.

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Julie {Angry Julie Monday} December 22, 2011 - 10:58 pm

I’m trying to figure out which one is my favorite. They are all so awesome!

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Shayna December 22, 2011 - 11:14 pm

I love the one portraying LMFAO “Sexy and I know it.” These are hilarious!

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Lynette December 22, 2011 - 11:15 pm

They were all so good. I like the Elf watching the girl the best I think.

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From Inmates To Playdates December 23, 2011 - 2:23 am

Love all of these. Tough choice.

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Janice (5 Minutes for Mom) December 23, 2011 - 4:00 am

SO awesome!!! These people are brilliant — too bad they can’t all win. 🙂

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gina December 24, 2011 - 8:29 am

Love them all!!

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The Crib Keeper December 24, 2011 - 11:41 am

These skanky little bastards have MADE MY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

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Tonya Banchetto November 28, 2012 - 1:04 pm

My favorites were the **** in a box and the pill flushing ones. They were all great though…lol.

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Sally Medel November 28, 2012 - 4:58 pm

Those are hilarious!

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Stephanie Vanderhoef November 28, 2012 - 7:46 pm

bahaha DEXTER elf! Looooove it

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Heidi Bowman Myers December 6, 2012 - 11:51 pm

Step One…Cut a Hole in the Box. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Anita Bullock December 7, 2012 - 4:26 am

Love these ideas..my “Erv the perv” has been up to tricks since he came to my house..

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Christy Garrett December 30, 2012 - 2:39 am

I had fun with Rascal. I wanted to thank you for making Rascal popular during the month of December on my blog. He will see everyone next year. 🙂

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Emily Lauren Kiefer December 4, 2014 - 6:24 am

I thought #7 was supposed to be a birth announcement lol

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::snort::

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