ParenthoodThe StoryVideos Things I Actually Say, a Vlog by Jill September 29, 2011 September 29, 2011 Please tell me I’m not the only one who abuses the term, “I am serious.” 50 Things to Do Before You Deliver: The First Time Moms Pregnancy Guide Available now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble 36Shares i'm seriousthings I actually sayvlog previous post The Real Reason I Don’t Pick Up Before Bed next post Pumpkin-Apple-Smash Purees & Pancakes: Recipes & Giveaway Keep reading Can I Come Home? Momfirmations Are Exactly What You Need To Hear... You Could Turn Your Baby Gear Into A... If Your Productivity Needs Help, Check This Out Saying Goodbye To Gymboree But Not Gymbo! Gymboree... My Favorite SIMPLE Organization System Saying Goodbye To The Mom I Needed To... Nothing Prepared Me For My 2 Year Old’s... The Answer To Last Minute Holiday Gifting For... Word Of The Year Ideas For Parents 45 comments emily September 29, 2011 - 2:26 pm This is hilarious! You have a fantastic vlogging style 🙂 More! Reply Katie September 29, 2011 - 2:29 pm You are adorable! And I use that term way to much as well. Reply Abigail @ Skywaitress September 29, 2011 - 2:31 pm Ahahaha! I love this. Seriously 😉 Reply Laura September 29, 2011 - 2:33 pm You should defiantly put a disclaimer at the top that this might be laugh out loud funny and in case some of us are viewing at work! Hilarious… I’m serious. Reply Jaime September 29, 2011 - 2:47 pm I was going to type this exact same thing! 🙂 Reply Be September 29, 2011 - 2:58 pm Me too! Reply Tottums September 29, 2011 - 2:38 pm I’m so glad I’m not the only mom with ‘scary angry mommy eyes’ lol. Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 4:33 pm And I think I even toned them down for the vlog. I would maybe go so far as to say I have psycho scary mommy eyes sometimes. Reply pamela September 29, 2011 - 2:39 pm this made me laugh. I’m serious! Reply Molly September 29, 2011 - 2:46 pm Hilarious! I am so sick right now but you just made me smile and laugh! Have you ever wondered what it would Be like to be filmed all day and watch it back? Oh, it would be very enlightening indeed! Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 4:32 pm Yeah, I have, and it’s why I would never do reality TV 🙂 Hope you feel better soon. Reply Jamie September 29, 2011 - 2:58 pm SO funny! Reply Victoria September 29, 2011 - 3:07 pm I loved this, so funny! Reply suzanne @ pretty swell September 29, 2011 - 3:35 pm LOVE! I can totally relate … what is it with toddlers wanting an audience in the bathroom? Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 4:32 pm Dude. I don’t know. Reply Danielle September 29, 2011 - 3:36 pm I swear we must be the same person because I think I said all of the above in the past 24 hours myself! LOL Reply NainaDG September 29, 2011 - 3:42 pm “I am serious” “You are very funny” Love it! Reply Jess September 29, 2011 - 3:48 pm love it! seriously! Reply erin September 29, 2011 - 4:19 pm thanks for the laugh! that was hilarious! Reply Jen @ a little barefoot blog September 29, 2011 - 4:30 pm awesome. you cracked me up! it sounds like k has the same misconception about the size of things one can choke on that my child has about things that can fit in the bathtub drain (i.e. mommy.) Reply Jen @ a little barefoot blog September 29, 2011 - 4:31 pm ps. I ADORE the piece hanging above your mantle!! Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 4:34 pm Thanks! It’s a really cool book page wreath that I won from a charity auction. I love it, especially hanging there. Reply amy September 30, 2011 - 7:37 am Drat! I was hoping you made it and we could get a tutorial. Off to my pinterest reserves! Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 4:31 pm Ha! Yeah, either that or he’s just using that as an excuse to take everything away from his sister. Reply Elizabeth Flora Ross September 29, 2011 - 4:46 pm LMAO! Love it! Reply Devan @ Accustomed Chaos September 29, 2011 - 5:17 pm Thanks for giving me a smile today 🙂 Reply TheNextMartha September 29, 2011 - 5:33 pm I think I can stop talking now. From now on all I have to do is hit play to your video. Love. Reply Jamie September 29, 2011 - 5:36 pm hahhaha funny vlog! :o) It didn’t really make me excited for my baby to turn 3! :o) Jamie For Love of Cupcakes Reply Megyn September 29, 2011 - 5:57 pm Absolutely perfect!! I can not relate more with the watching them poop (really?! Like that’s on my list of awesome things I want to do today) and the must wear underwear thing. HILARIOUS! I’m serious. Reply Michelle B September 29, 2011 - 6:30 pm Awesomely funny! I can’t tell you how many times I have to tell my son to at least put underwear on and that our neighbors across the lawn don’t want to see his pee pee. Reply Carrie September 29, 2011 - 7:12 pm Closed eye sigh. I think I do it too much thought, because now the two year old is doing it. I see it as teaching her coping skills! Reply Calley September 29, 2011 - 10:14 pm I’m afraid to do a vlog especially about this one…I’m ashamed of some of things I say! Very cute video! Reply Jill September 29, 2011 - 10:25 pm Oh believe me, this was heavily censored. There are many reasons why I would never do reality TV 🙂 Reply Jenni September 29, 2011 - 11:35 pm I thought this was great and got a good laugh out of it, but I didn’t realize how much I could relate to it until I got home and caught myself saying “I am serious” constantly to my almost 3 year old! Then I just started cracking up and she looked at me like I was crazy. Reply Rocky Mountain Mama September 30, 2011 - 12:01 am HILARIOUS JILL! We don’t use “I’m serious” yet. Our most common phrase right now is, “No! That is NOT funny!” Loved the vlog BTW! Reply Jill September 30, 2011 - 12:08 am Thanks, everyone! 🙂 Maybe I’ll do more in the future. Reply BethT September 30, 2011 - 12:35 am You are just hilarious! Reply emily bilbrey September 30, 2011 - 12:36 am “can we… can we not?” sooooo me! hahaha! loved this! (: Reply Jill September 30, 2011 - 8:03 am Ha. I say.. ‘are you SERIOUS?’ and ‘seriously, what is WRONG with you?’ a lot. oops. Reply Amanda @ The Eco-Friendly Family September 30, 2011 - 1:37 pm LOL, I love it. My current household fav is: G (on the toilet): It’s a biiiig poopie… *blank stare* Me: Yep, thaaat’s a big poopie… G (thrilled and giggling) Every time! lol Ahh Reply Chelsey September 30, 2011 - 1:50 pm Seriously. I seriously seriously say seriously. Reply Miranda September 30, 2011 - 4:57 pm “I am your mom”. I say this so often! I wonder where my daughter gets her bossiness ;)? Reply My weekend in soundbites October 3, 2011 - 6:04 am […] week, I read (watched?) a post by Jill and it sort of inspired this one. Or, I ripped it off. But not really, because I’m too shy […] Reply Rachel October 3, 2011 - 7:10 pm Funny! Mine was just yesterday as I run flying out the front door toward my 2 year old son with his pants down, sticking his butt out, “NO, we do NOT go poopy in the front yard! … Oh well… just finish, but next time come back inside and go poopy on the potty. Mommy doesn’t want to pick up your poopies like the dog’s poop!” Reply Jen @ a little barefoot blog October 3, 2011 - 8:07 pm omigod. I just snorted in my cubicle. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.