I’m just going to be up front. This post is entirely about baby poop. Yup! Total mommy blogger up in this place today. I’m writing an entire piece just about my kid’s poop.
What, you may wonder, is there worth noting in a blog post for all the internet world to read about my baby’s poop?
It smells like buttered popcorn.
Stop laughing! I’m serious! You can even ask my sister.
During a recent visit with her, she said as she was holding Leyna, “Uh… your kid, she smells like…. buttered popc0-.”
“Oh, shit. She has a dirty diaper, then,” I replied, cutting her off and reaching for the baby before a poopsplosion ruined the day for all of us.
“What?! Her poop smells like buttered popcorn? Damn, you ARE making cream for breastmilk.”
It’s not always buttered popcorn, sometimes it’s buttered oatmeal. I remember Kendall’s breastmilk poop smelled like buttered toast.
And so I must know, uhm, does anyone else’s baby poop butter?
Kendall is 3 years and 1 month, Leyna is 5 months