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The kid already takes me for a fool

by Jill March 16, 2010
March 16, 2010

Not even 2 yet, and he’s already trying to fool me with his trickery.

Kendall and I had a date tonight where we shared a cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. None of it organic. None of it healthy. All of it delicious. We both left with the buttons of our pants undone, and even still, I had to unzip his pants a bit before I buckled him into the carseat.

Kendall is 22.5 months old, and probably gained a pound or two tonight.


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14 comments

Mae March 16, 2010 - 10:07 pm

I need to think of something to say on your blog besides SO ADORABLE but it’s going to have to wait because I am overwhelmed by the cute.

I also truly love that you sound about 17 years old.

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Jill March 16, 2010 - 10:10 pm

*sigh* Yeah, unfortunately I wasn’t using my serious broadcaster voice that helps me sound at least 20.

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Law Momma March 16, 2010 - 10:09 pm

Love it. Totally cracked me up!

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michelle Nolan March 16, 2010 - 10:22 pm

Sooooooo hard to be stern when they’re so freakin’ cute! C is big on the fake eating, too. She even says “Mmmmm” after her fake bites.

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Jill March 16, 2010 - 10:23 pm

That’s hilarious. I didn’t even think it was within their mental capacity at this age to be so sneaky!

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Colleen March 16, 2010 - 10:26 pm

Oooo, were you at Moo-Yah? Man, now I want a burger 🙁

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Mandy March 17, 2010 - 3:20 am

what a little stinker! oh, but he’s too cute. if i eat my veggies can i noms on his cheeks for minute. tiny bite?

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Lisa March 17, 2010 - 10:22 am

Ah, reminds me of Ella’s first lie. She realized that the only thing that got us to get her out of the crib was when she said, “I poop.” We opened a lot of clean, dry diapers before we finally got onto her.

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Jaime March 17, 2010 - 10:55 am

Love it! My son puts the food to his mouth, lets it slide out of his hand (you know, thinking we didn’t see it fall down his shirt, on the floor and into the mouth of the dog), and then makes his signal for “all gone” and points to or says what he really wants with a grin. It’s so hard to choose between laughing and disciplining! What conmen our little guys are!

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Shannon Kieta March 17, 2010 - 2:30 pm

Way too cute! It’s amazing how young they start manipulating these days, huh? My daughter is 1 1/2 and is already keeping up wih her big brother’s playing cops and robber’s. She will shoot her pink gun and fall on the ground and play dead, sticking her tongue out and the whole nine yards. Then yell, “I DEAD!” Funniest thing ever! Oh boy, what are they gong to be when they are 5???????????? heeeheee

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Megan March 17, 2010 - 9:48 pm

HAHA, I just showed that to J too. SO FUNNY. I can see Lila doing this TOTALLY.

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Hilary March 18, 2010 - 12:53 am

If he were any cuter… Oh my gosh, even my hubby wanted to know how you tell a little one that cute no?

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Jill March 18, 2010 - 11:31 pm

Thanks! He is way too adorable for his own good.

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TheFeministBreeder March 19, 2010 - 11:39 am

I wonder if it’s something about this age because Julesy refuses to eat meat (especially burger) too. I’ve tried making hamburger helper for lunch, and he eats all the pasta and leaves the hamburger on the plate. Kids are crazy.

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