What is so funny about me saying no? What? It is not funny.
STOP laughing. Cease and desist, I tell you!
Step away from the dog bowl/computer/trashcan/health hazard and nobody gets hurt.
What? Are you calling my bluff? You think I won’t rip your arms from your body if you take a step closer? Okay, you may be right, but I will YELL VERY LOUD!!
And I will clap my hands in your face because that’s what a book says to do.
I’m mean and I’m CLAPPING.
Look. I am now yelling at you, and clapping, AND making a very mean mommy face.
This is NOT funny. At. All.
Stop the belly laughs. Stop it. I am one thousand percent serious.
Stop making that face. You are making me want to laugh. STOP IT! You are not playing fair!!
Hold on… I’ll be right back… I must slip into the other room to laugh.
This does NOT mean you’ve won.
Kendall is 14 and a half months old and thinks is HILARIOUS to defy me. No respect.