Top Ten Reasons my Toddler is Like a Dog

10. He smells
9.  He’s always dirty
8.  He will eat anything off the floor
7.  He slobbers
6.  I am forever cleaning up his shit
5.  He pooped in the backyard yesterday (result of some naked time at the sand and water table)
4.  I can’t sleep with him in the same bed without getting a butt in my face and a cramp in my ass
3.  He has no respect for my personal bubble of space or private potty time
2. He comes running anytime he hears the refrigerator, pantry or just a bag of chips open 
1. He aint too proud to beg (see exhibit a —->>>>)

Kendall is 13 months old, and pulling on my pants, begging for some Veggie Stix

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