This is me whiiiiiiiiining.

I’m requesting a bloggy sick day. It seems that a weekend of drinking and floating down the river did me in.  I’m exhausted and I feel like shit.  To top it all off, I’m stuck in the effing Embassy Suites on the 9th floor, damn near hyperventilating every time I leave the room, trying to shut out the visions of Kendall somehow managing to fall over the top railing in the atrium to the floor below.  I hate this damn hotel. Plus, the internet that I am paying college tuition prices for is SHITTY and won’t let me email anyone and it’s sooooo slow.

Now that Kendall is napping, I want a nap, too. My throat hurts and I’m tired from chasing him all over this not at all toddler proofed room this morning. I must recharge so that I will have enough energy to leave this torture chamber and get some fresh air with him later.

With all that being said, please accept this as my excuse for a leave of absence. I’ve chosen last week’s Memos From Mommy winners via (comments 5,6 and 8), but I can’t email the winners. I don’t have the time or energy to post the new MFM contest right now, but I will get it up as soon as I can. It’s a very cool prize, too.  I will leave you with a teaser for now.  Check out  If you like me, you’re going to love her.

Kendall is 13 months old and running me ragged.

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  1. I sympathize with you! A quick girls weekend in Vegas last month and it took me good week to recooperate from. But it’s so worth it!

  2. Rest and enjoy your break! I have irrational ‘falling over railing’ visions all the time. Do yourself a favor and don’t climb any Duomos in Italy if you ever go. *shudder*

  3. Erin Hagerty on

    You know what ? I recently got on the interstate and almost had a panic attack because I visualized a truck smashing into James’ carseat. I really thought I was loosing it. I am not happy that you have these weird thoughts but am glad I’m not the only one. Congrats on your first weekend away, you deserved it !!

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