The boy was born to eat

first-foods

As if you couldn’t tell from pictures, he relishes meal time, and while his love for the boob still remains, he’s slowly growing accustomed to the joys of solid foods that are not produced by my super calorie burning mammary glands (seriously, I will be in the market for a personal trainer and gym membership [...]

Mom abuse

My kid beats me up. He bangs on my chest with his fists when he eats, he pinches me, scratches me, pulls my hair, my earrings, my nipple in his mouth as he rubbernecks to find whatever noise is distracting him. His favorite way of telling me he’s hungry is to grab both sides of [...]

Single Parents, I Salute You.

Not only are you amazing for being solely responsible for your child/children 24-7-365, but you must also possess some sort of magical power that helps you operate on less sleep, grow three extra arms when needed and the oh-so-helpful pair of eyes in the back of your head.  And a question for you…. how exactly [...]

Teething Bites.

Well… they’re here, at least two of them anyway.  Kendall cut his first two razor blades… I mean… teeth (center bottom) at the beginning of last week.  My boobs have been spared for the most part since his tounge covers them when he’s eating.  However, this isn’t going to last long.  He’s been working all [...]