Hold Me. I’m Scared Of This Baby.

This baby is trying to break me. It’s testing me. I’m in the 2nd trimester- the ¬†honeymoon trimester- and it’s laughing in my face. This pregnancy has been the hardest of the 3 in terms of how I feel. Granted, kicking things off at 9 weeks with full blown flu certainly didn’t help, but it […]

Breaking Up With Pinterest

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Because food and I have a really tempestuous relationship right now, and Pinterest isn’t being very sensitive about all that. I mean, I just saw a picture of RAW HAMBURGER MEAT next to a picture of a BLOODY NOSE. I will cut you, Pinterest. Right after I puke on you. Even the sight of cooked […]

Jumbled Mess about Sonograms and Potty Training

Just a couple hours out from our first sonogram. I can’t tell if this topsy turvy stomach is morning sickness or nerves, but it’s worse than most mornings, and I’m going to guess that it’s partly due to nerves. I find that odd. I haven’t really been nervous about things going wrong this pregnancy, not […]

It’s not you, it’s not even me, IT’S THE BABY.

Dear Husband, I get the feeling you’re taking this whole food aversion phase a little too personally. Here’s the thing, it’s not about you. It’s not about your food, your cooking. It makes NO SENSE that I don’t even want to see the raw hamburger meat (gag, typing that made me gag) let alone smell […]