Tag Archives: mommy truth


One Kid was EASY! A Mommy Truth

Kendall’s been sick this week. Not the kind of sick where he lays in a bed and sleeps all day, though. Just the kind of sick whereView full post »


Breaking Up With Pinterest

Because food and I have a really tempestuous relationship right now, and Pinterest isn’t being very sensitive about all that. I mean,View full post »


How Can We Escape Puke & Poop?

That was Scott’s question to me earlier as he cleaned out Leyna’s little potty after she successfully filled it to theView full post »


Mommy Truths: Calories That Shouldn’t Count & Losing Sleep

You may have seen these on Facebook already. I’ve already uploaded them to my Facebook Page. (Do you like me over there yet? YouView full post »


Begin The Soul-Sucking That Is Potty Training

I was feeling a little proud of ourselves this week. Leyna started pooping on the little potty. Not really asking to do so, but doing itView full post »


Mommy Truth: Don’t Judge My Productivity By My Appearance

Just because I look like a slob at 4:30 p.m. doesn’t mean I haven’t spent the day getting shit done. (And chasing kids, andView full post »


Mommy Truth: We’re Evil For Breaking Bananas

Leyna is 17 months old and this also applies to oranges, tortillas, cheese sticks, and all other inanimate, food objects in ourView full post »


Mommy Truth: No, It’s Not An Eye.

And with that, I’m off to do another 30 Day Shred workout. Jillian’s going to tell that “eye” what’sView full post »


Mommy Truth: Really Kid? Hungry AGAIN?

Not that I’d ACTUALLY harm any goats… just that it makes me WANT to. My nearly 4  year old NEVER. STOPS. EATING. Like my MommyView full post »


Small Children Can Confuse You. (Mommy Truth)

I asked for help yesterday, and I got it! My inbox is filling with hilarity. I would say 90% (really, not an exaggeration) of the MommyView full post »