I’m NOT in labor. Really. I know these contractions, which have been coming every 3ish minutes for the past hour or two and only lasting 30-40 seconds each are NOT the real thing. This is totally a false start, which is why I’m having my husband bring me some wine back from Target (where he [...]
Well, here it is. My LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGG birth story. I figured I need to do it right, get as many details down as possible before I forget. So please forgive me if it seems long winded (seems…hell, it is), but I am trying to preserve whatever memories I can before the baby sucks them all out [...]
I think I’m in labor! I’ve been up since 4:40 am with contractions every 6-7 minutes and it appears my vagina has a runny bloody nose. Seriously…it’s a disgustingly accurate comparison. AND that was just another contraction. Hooray! They hurt. I’m not going to lie. But I’m ready for it! I don’t imagine I’ll be [...]
I don’t know. Let’s give it a try. Questions for myself to answer after the baby is born: 1. Do you still have cankles? 1b. If not, how quickly did they go away? 2. Do you still have heartburn? 2b. Did you birth a mini chewbacca (you know.. because all the heartburn means lots of [...]
