Tag Archives: #inappropriateelf

I AM SO SORRY. Well, mostly just sorry I thought I’d announce this before Christmas when I was planning back in November. But not really that sorry that I took some time off from my blog over the holidays. Our last hurrah was last night. We wrapped up our holiday break fun times with a […]

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Listen, elf. I know this job of yours is stressful this time of year. Parents are putting a lot of pressure on you to perform. They want you to MAKE MAGIC with cotton balls, sugar cubes, and dry erase markers! They want you to make the kids believe in you so much that they can […]

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It’s TIME! Time to announce the winners of the 2012 Inappropriate Elf contest! Before we get to the grand reveal, I want to give a big thanks to the judges who voted on the Top 11 Inappropriate Eves of 2012, which Jen and Anna from HaHas For HooHas helped me compile. The Judges Jamie and […]

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Whew. Dusting off the old computer with one hand while blowing my nose with the other. It’s been a doozie of a month. I found out I was (surprise!) pregnant a little before Thanksgiving, and just when I thought I was starting to get through the worst of that awful first trimester morning sickness, I […]

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Voting is in full swing for the Inappropriate Elf entries, and I’ve had quite a few emails and comments with questions. So here’s the breakdown. 1. You can still enter until I close entries at midnight CST, December 18th. 2. You don’t have to ask people to vote for you. The top 10 will include […]

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It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months. Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d […]

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They’re coming. They’re growing restless in their dark boxes. They’re whispering in your attic. They’re plotting their naughty adventures. They aren’t just here to watch your kids and threaten them into good behavior. They’re here… for the party. And they are ready to be inappropriate. Yes, friends. The 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf contest is launching […]

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#InappropriateElf wanted to be sure you all have a safe and happy holiday. He’s enjoying his time off, and is taking advantage of the off-season by grilling, lounging in his private pool, working on his tan.. And doing wine-box stands to stay hydrated. He also wanted me to remind you that he’ll be back this […]

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