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I AM SO SORRY. Well, mostly just sorry I thought I’d announce this before Christmas when I was planning back in November. But not really that sorry that I took some time off from my blog over the holidays. Our last hurrah was last night. We wrapped up our holiday break fun times with a […]

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“Mr. Hall has had a rough year, mom. That’s what Jake said. That’s why we need to be extra kind to him. He is going to LOVE this,” Kendall said as he put the finishing touches on a secret gift for our neighbor. ****************************** Last Saturday morning our elf made his return for the season. […]

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Listen, elf. I know this job of yours is stressful this time of year. Parents are putting a lot of pressure on you to perform. They want you to MAKE MAGIC with cotton balls, sugar cubes, and dry erase markers! They want you to make the kids believe in you so much that they can […]

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He’s been a bad, bad boy. And he’s back for a 3rd year of inappropriate fun. 1st Inappropriate Elf Contest 2nd Inappropriate Elf Contest This Friday, November 29th, the 3rd annual Inappropriate Elf contest launches. I can’t give you an exact time the blog post will go live and entries will be open because I’m […]

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Voting is in full swing for the Inappropriate Elf entries, and I’ve had quite a few emails and comments with questions. So here’s the breakdown. 1. You can still enter until I close entries at midnight CST, December 18th. 2. You don’t have to ask people to vote for you. The top 10 will include […]

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The ladies from HaHas for HooHas are really… special. I love them for their humor and talent (and Jen’s mad dance skillz), and am so happy they are helping me pick the top 10 Inappropriate Elves this year because I do NOT want that job all to myself. They’ve also come up with a couple […]

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It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months. Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d […]

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They’re coming. They’re growing restless in their dark boxes. They’re whispering in your attic. They’re plotting their naughty adventures. They aren’t just here to watch your kids and threaten them into good behavior. They’re here… for the party. And they are ready to be inappropriate. Yes, friends. The 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf contest is launching […]

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