Hello old friend!

Posted by on February 29, 2008 10 Comments

Okay. I’m sorry. I’m a slacker. I’m lazy. I’m overwhelmed. I’m tired. I’m bitchy. I’m cranky. I constantly think I have to pee only to discover that I really don’t have to pee even though I feel like I’m about to piss my pants. That last part mainly happens at night in the middle of [...]

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Liza, Henry is a douchebag.

Posted by on January 23, 2008 10 Comments

Ever since my husband and I overheard our niece belting out Fergie’s “My Humps” in the middle of the grocery store, we have made a concerted effort to expose her to some more three year old appropriate music.  As much as it pains me to hear “Six Little Ducks” over and over, it’s far better [...]

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Anyone have some spare patience?

Posted by on January 5, 2008 9 Comments

Okay.  It’s been a week.  Only a week, people!  I am at my wits end.  I love her to pieces, I swear to God I do.  I just can’t hear her say “Aunt Jill” one more time!  This is how the dialog usually progresses – Her – “Aunt Jill!” Me – “Yes, honey?” (enter random [...]

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Cankles, sausage toes AND a toddler?! Thanks Santa!

Posted by on January 1, 2008 7 Comments

PSA – visiting the in-laws for 10 days over Christmas is bad for your health, especially when with child.  The stress of the visit made me swell up so bad that by the end of every day there it looked like there were doughnuts around my ankles and I could no longer distinguish my knee [...]

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