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For me, the first Christmas with a baby I felt like maybe we weren’t doing it right. So much of the holiday season is about family and tradition, but an infant has literally zero respect for any of your efforts. On that note, neither does a toddler. We bought presents for him because that’s what […]

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I AM SO SORRY. Well, mostly just sorry I thought I’d announce this before Christmas when I was planning back in November. But not really that sorry that I took some time off from my blog over the holidays. Our last hurrah was last night. We wrapped up our holiday break fun times with a […]

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He’s been a bad, bad boy. And he’s back for a 3rd year of inappropriate fun. 1st Inappropriate Elf Contest 2nd Inappropriate Elf Contest This Friday, November 29th, the 3rd annual Inappropriate Elf contest launches. I can’t give you an exact time the blog post will go live and entries will be open because I’m […]

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It’s TIME! Time to announce the winners of the 2012 Inappropriate Elf contest! Before we get to the grand reveal, I want to give a big thanks to the judges who voted on the Top 11 Inappropriate Eves of 2012, which Jen and Anna from HaHas For HooHas helped me compile. The Judges Jamie and […]

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Voting is in full swing for the Inappropriate Elf entries, and I’ve had quite a few emails and comments with questions. So here’s the breakdown. 1. You can still enter until I close entries at midnight CST, December 18th. 2. You don’t have to ask people to vote for you. The top 10 will include […]

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They’re coming. They’re growing restless in their dark boxes. They’re whispering in your attic. They’re plotting their naughty adventures. They aren’t just here to watch your kids and threaten them into good behavior. They’re here… for the party. And they are ready to be inappropriate. Yes, friends. The 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf contest is launching […]

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#InappropriateElf wanted to be sure you all have a safe and happy holiday. He’s enjoying his time off, and is taking advantage of the off-season by grilling, lounging in his private pool, working on his tan.. And doing wine-box stands to stay hydrated. He also wanted me to remind you that he’ll be back this […]

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