Top Ten Reasons my Toddler is Like a Dog

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10. He smells 9.  He’s always dirty 8.  He will eat anything off the floor 7.  He slobbers 6.  I am forever cleaning up his shit 5.  He pooped in the backyard yesterday (result of some naked time at the sand and water table) 4.  I can’t sleep with him in the same bed without [...]

The dogs are on to me.

They could always count on me to throw them something from my plate. Usually it’s my sandwich or pizza bones (crusts) that they are guaranteed to get. However, I’ve been so hungry lately that I’ve cleaned my plate in a matter of minutes without even thinking of tossing anything their way. Quite honestly, I’m surprised [...]

If my dogs are any indication of my parenting skills…

I’m going to need to learn how to say NO. My poor Labrador is hobbling around my apartment right now with her tongue hanging three feet of out her panting pink mouth.  I feel so bad for her. We just got back from a three mile run for me and a four mile run for [...]