This Is How a Mommy Keeps A Baby Down


This is the chubby baby I left at home last week… This is the baby I came home to… I don’t know about you, but I could tell immediately that she’d thinned out. Oh sure, she probably grew longer, too, but? She had a neck. Who are you and where is your back fat?! I […]

Pin Of The Week: Mop Romper

Now that Leyna is becoming increasingly mobile on these hardwood floors, this is looking less and less crazy. Source: via Jill on Pinterest   She’s not quite crawling yet, but she’s rolling and scooting everywhere. The dogs are shedding like they dream of becoming hairless cats, and every time I pick her up from […]



Kendall’s oral exploratory phase is in high gear.  There is no piece of dirt or debris safe from his chubby fingers and 7 teeth.  The top rails of his crib look like a wild animal attacked it, and I find him after every nap with a ring of wood stain and polyurethane chips around his […]

I’d like to report an abduction.


Santa Claus has stolen my baby!  In his place he left me with an honest to goodness little boy.  One that can pull up and take steps while pushing his new wagon.  Did Santa think I wouldn’t notice that this new model  is quicker and more daring than my floor bound baby?  This little boy […]