#InappropriateElf Contest Extension Because The Baby Owns Me


Hey! Guess what I just decided? The Inappropriate Elf contest will not close to entries until this Friday night. That’s December 20th at 11:59 pm CST, giving you 2 extra days. Why? Because this. Does that look like the face of a baby who cares that I have a contest to moderate and promote and […]

It’s Time To Wake The Elves #InappropriateElf


He’s been a bad, bad boy. And he’s back for a 3rd year of inappropriate fun. 1st Inappropriate Elf Contest 2nd Inappropriate Elf Contest This Friday, November 29th, the 3rd annual Inappropriate Elf contest launches. I can’t give you an exact time the blog post will go live and entries will be open because I’m […]

2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest #InappropriateElf


It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months. Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d […]

Prepare For The Inappropriate Elves


They’re coming. They’re growing restless in their dark boxes. They’re whispering in your attic. They’re plotting their naughty adventures. They aren’t just here to watch your kids and threaten them into good behavior. They’re here… for the party. And they are ready to be inappropriate. Yes, friends. The 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf contest is launching […]