Well, we survived!

We survived labor, delivery, stitches and colic.  We survived sleepless nights, breastfeeding, Ferberizing and teething.  We survived bumps and bruises, learning to crawl and walk, and a first birthday party that was nearly rained out.  WE SURVIVED! It’s been a year – a long, fast, time warped, painful, joyful, exhausting, exhilarating year.  It’s been A WHOLE YEAR!  Unbelievable, fuzzy, vivid… all at the same time.

My baby went from this

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To this in the blink of a very tired, bloodshot, wired from coffee, eye.

 

As my friend, Kerri, said, “12 hours to 12 months went by so fast”!

Kendall officially turned 1 on Saturday, the 2nd, but it’s a good thing we didn’t plan to have the grand celebration until the following day since our priority on Saturday was searching for supplies to build an Ark in preparation for the next great flood.

Everything went fabulously on Sunday, except for the beating he took from the tile floor and refrigerator prior to and after the party.  Because what would first birthdays be without looking like you were the pinata at your own party in all the pictures?  I kept hoping we’d open up a helmet, a face guard, and some bubble wrap amongst all the presents, but it looks like I’ll have to run out and get those on my own.

I know you are all waiting with baited breath to find out how his rocket ship smash cake came out.  I will say it was a far cry from my original cake wreck, but I can’t take a single ounce of credit for the fabulousness.  My rockstar sister made it, on top of working in my sewing sweatshop, helping me whip up ugly doll “aliens” for party favors.

Here it sits, perched atop the red velvet cupcakes from our favorite roadside diner, Cooppies.

Let’s just say she felt compelled to step in and help us out after Scott attempted to make his own version of a rocket ship cake and came up with something more appropriate for a bachelorette party than a first birthday party.  He is going to kill me for posting this picture.


You should try not to be so jealous of our amazing cake making skillz.

So, here I sit, on the cusp of life with a toddler.  A true blue, walking, talking, temper tantrum throwing, brilliant (even if too much for his own good at times), handsome, lovable, messy toddler.  This is seriously my favorite age ever, and as I type that I realize that progressively each age/stage has been better than the last.  Yes, each had it’s moments that I will love and cherish, and each new one brings it’s own challenges, but I hope that life with Kendall continues this way- every new stage becoming my new favorite. Because if having a baby has taught me anything, it’s to cherish this moment and live for today.

“Be happy for this moment.  This moment is your life.” – Omar Khayyam

Kendall is 1 year and 3 days old

 

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My very own Cake Wreck

In my frenzy of planning for this fabulous birthday party, the idea to make Kendall’s cake has always been one I never gave a second thought to.  Yes, my cake making and decorating skills are beginner at best, but I found a lovely and simple design for the most adorable rocket ship cake here (lots and lots of great ideas there, by the way).  Seriously.  That does not look hard, right?  I even gave myself plenty of time to prepare by planning to first make a trial cake.  This was a multiple day process, people!  I took my time.  I froze the cakes, then cut the cakes, then froze the cakes, then iced the cakes with a “crumb coat”, then I froze them again.  I was a little unsure of myself when I started to add the final touches and put it all together tonight, but I thought surely it would turn out decent enough that I could make notes for the final cake and ace it the second time around.

This is what it was supposed to at least resemble.

What I am about to show you is proof positive that I should never be allowed near a can of frosting and red food coloring again.  

Did you know that red food coloring is a fucking joke?  It does not make the frosting red!  No.  It makes it a lovely shade of Barbie puked her brains out hot pink.  So, I think, maybe add more.  Nope.  Just makes it an even more vivid shade of the same putrid color.  This could not work. The rocket was to be blue and red.  But have no fear!  Red sparkles are here!  

Between the sparkles and the pink and the uneven frosting it really couldn’t get much worse.  That is until I brilliantly decided to cut out the picture of Kendall in the astronaut suit from his invite and place it under half an Easter Egg.  Are you laughing your ass off at me yet?  You should be!  I’m about to piss my pants.  OMG.  It’s tragic.  It’s terrible.  It’s hilarious!  Here’s a side view for you.

I do not think a few mental notes for next time are going to be enough to save this.  I’m pretty positive I will not be repeating this for his birthday.  A girl needs to know her limits, and while I may be able to whip up a crafty birthday banner and matching cupcake toppers, I sure as hell can NOT make and decorate a cake.  Of course, my eternally frugal husband just stood there, lying through his teeth, saying, “Jill, it’s FINE.  You did a GREAT job.  Why would you PAY someone to do what you already know you can do?”

I am calling a local bakery first thing in the morning.

Kendall is 11 months and 1 week old.

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