A Lullaby For Your Fetus

AlienBaby

Gather ’round, and let’s sing a song about babies before we drift off to sleep, friends. Rockabye baby in your mom’s ute When you come out, we know you’ll be cute But when you’re in there, and still quite small You look like an alien and creep out us all Awww, that’s my baby, in […]

Food: The enemy

**Warning!  If you are currently in the bowels of morning sickness hell, please proceed with caution. I’ve been wanting to blog these stories for weeks now, but due to the nature of what I wanted to type, and therefore had to give much thought to, I had to hold out until food, the alien baby, […]

What do you want from me????!!!!

Dear alien baby, I don’t know what kind of food you eat on the planet you came from, but obviously we don’t have it here on earth. The sooner you can start to like the food I’m trying to feed you, the better we will all get along. And that doesn’t mean deciding you want […]