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What do you want from me????!!!!

Dear alien baby, I don’t know what kind of food you eat on the planet you came from, but obviously we don’t have it here on…

The love affair is over

Soooooo….um…did you know you’re not supposed to eat more than 15 Tums in one day?  Well, I didn’t because I’m a moron who doesn’t read the…

I plan on pushing, not pulling.

The Discovery Health channel is all kinds of educational for a newly pregnant woman.  Where I used to only tune into that channel for such entertainment…

Maybe not so irrational fear

I’m afraid I’m going to lose the baby. I woke up today to find some light pink spotting. Of course, it freaked me the fuck out…

The dogs are on to me.

They could always count on me to throw them something from my plate. Usually it’s my sandwich or pizza bones (crusts) that they are guaranteed to…

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