Passive Aggressive Piles of Dog Poop
Posted by on March 16, 2013 9 Comments
Before we had kids, we had dogs. Oh sure, I didn’t birth them from my womb, but they were our “babies” nonetheless. We cuddled and coddled them, talked to and slept with them. We celebrated their birthdays. It was a good life. I’m not saying it’s a bad life for them now. I mean, the poor souls [...]
One Kid was EASY! A Mommy Truth
Posted by on January 10, 2013 13 Comments
Kendall’s been sick this week. Not the kind of sick where he lays in a bed and sleeps all day, though. Just the kind of sick where I’m forced to keep him home from school, while he continues with life at the same pace he always has. So we’ve run a lot of errands together [...]
Breaking Up With Pinterest
Posted by on January 3, 2013 14 Comments
Because food and I have a really tempestuous relationship right now, and Pinterest isn’t being very sensitive about all that. I mean, I just saw a picture of RAW HAMBURGER MEAT next to a picture of a BLOODY NOSE. I will cut you, Pinterest. Right after I puke on you. Even the sight of cooked [...]
