Just because this is my 4th pregnancy doesn’t mean I’m, like, handling it like a champ- like a pro birther/ master breeder.ย You may think since I’m having ANOTHER baby that I really enjoy this whole process. I…. um… don’t.

So I’ve channeled all my negative energy into a new Instagram- @LettersFromMyFetus, and it’s been a lovely way to whine so far.

I started it the day I figured things out, and got a positive test. I really couldn’t understand how this happened, and still mostly can’t. Except, obviously, I KNOW. I mean…

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And then there are all the opinions and conflicting feelings the fetus has about what I eat…

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Except it is very confident in it’s love for one special meal…

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Not only did I have some strong food aversions for a while, but I also had aversions to all the smells and all the people in my life. And an aversion to getting out of bed.

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ALLLLLLLLLLL. THE. SMELLS.

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All of them.

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So if you’re into pregnancy whines and fetus humor, this is the account for you! (And I mean, who’s not? Don’t answer that.) @LettersFromMyFetus #LettersFromMyFetus

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  1. You managed to sum up all the feels with this Instagram account (right down to the stinky dog–why does my dog smell like decay?!)! I think I’m going to have to get Instagram just to stay updated on your fetus’ snarky letters ๐Ÿ™‚

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