A Calculated Kind Of Smart (And A First Haircut)

When our dog Bruno had to wear the cone of shame for any reason (and there were many), he would just… sit there. Motionless. Shifty eyes. I lacked the compassion to feel bad for him. It was infinitely hilarious.

The fact that I got these shots without blur from shaking the camera while laughing must mean I have shock absorbers for arms because I had the same reaction as Lowell sat, motionless, SO suspicious with his shifty eyes, as he got his first haircut last week.

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Not complaining! It was the cutest ever, and hands down the easiest first haircut we’ve been through. Also, the 2nd first haircut at Sweet & Sassy because this is what happens when you have a big sister who also needs a bang trim.

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Just sitting there… for, like, 15 minutes.

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Not trusting anyone enough to move.

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Except there was a noise when someone dropped something. It seemed to shake him from his catatonic state.

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But still, the suspicion remained.

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Trust NO ONE with scissors to your head. Remain motionless, and perhaps they will move on before lopping off your ear.

This one is a calculated kind of smart.

 


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  1. Too funny! This was pretty much my son’s response to his first haircut. Very serious face. I’ll pay $20 every time to go to the kid’s place with cartoons, toys, cool chairs, animal crackers and very fast stylists.

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