Would You Rather?

A. Catch a stream of regurgitated breastmilk streaming down your cleavage, headed for your bra and shirt, with your iPhone, and then wipe it up with your bare hand…

or

B. Change your clothes and take a shower?

THIS IS A REAL LIFE CHOICE I AM FACED WITH. Often.

I will always choose A. Just so you know.

 


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  1. In the perfect world B would win but normally its my hand that catches it and baby wipes that bathe me…

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