This is late. I know. Here, have some eggnog as my apology.

Anna from HaHas For HooHas just helped me firm up the top 10 list for this year. It. Was. Hard. Because y’all make pretty freaking brilliant and hilarious inappropriate elves.

So I’m just going to get to it. Here’s the top 10 in the order they entered the contest.

WreckingBall1

Wreck The Halls Elf – LittleElise.com

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Elfye North’s Boud 4 – DirtyDiaperLaundry.com

CondomElf1

Job Security Elf- New Orleans Moms Blog

BuddyRonBurgandy1

Anchorman Elf Interviews Buddy- BuddyMeetsRon.Tumblr.com

SteviaBB1

HeisenbELF- JunebugPhotography.org

WhatsYourExcuse1

“What’s Your Excuse?” Elf- kimberlyersk1ne.blogspot.com

stickerelf1

Sticker Envy Elf- SheSpoilsAlerts.Tumblr.com

ElfWeekly1

Elf Weekly: Airbrushing Scandal- DewberryCinema.com

Dobbie1

Crafty Elf- ElfShaming.com

FartLight1

Turn On Your FartLight Elves- BradAbleson.Tumblr.com

These have been sent to our super secret list of judges, and the winners will be announced soon. Ish. Hopefully before Christmas. FALALALALALA DEADLINES ARE DEAD TO ME.

The top prize takes home a 16 GB iPad Air with wifi, and 2nd place gets a Nintendo 2ds.

Merry Christmas, you filthy elves.

33 thoughts on “2013 Inappropriate Elf Top 10”

  1. I don’t understand how someone could break the rules and still make the top ten. Each blog may submit ONE photo (not a collage, not a video) of an elf being “inappropriate.” Clearly someone submitted a video and they are in the top ten? And another is a real photo shopped elf head cloned to a newscaster which anyone could have made by looking up a picture of an elf on a shelf on google.

    1. If you are referring to Elfye North, that isn’t a real video nor was a video submitted. It was a real photograph that was placed into a YouTube surrounding to “look” like a video. That is the joke.

    2. Eric, the YouTube one is a pic of a video. It’s not an actual video. It’s a still. As for the Ron Burgandy, there’s a lot more to that picture than a photoshopped elf head, but none of that is against the rules.

  2. I don’t understand how someone could break the rules and still make the top ten. Each blog may submit ONE photo (not a collage, not a video) of an elf being “inappropriate.” Clearly someone submitted a video and they are in the top ten? And another is a real photoshoped elf head cloned to a newscaster which anyone could have made by looking up a picture of an elf on a shelf on google.

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