Breaking Up With Pinterest

Because food and I have a really tempestuous relationship right now, and Pinterest isn’t being very sensitive about all that.

I mean, I just saw a picture of RAW HAMBURGER MEAT next to a picture of a BLOODY NOSE. I will cut you, Pinterest.

Right after I puke on you.

Even the sight of cooked chicken sets me over the edge sometimes, and if I have to look at one more photoshoped “thinspiration” picture of a girl and all her freaking ribs showing, I’m going to roundhouse kick a unicorn.

You make me pukey AND ragey, Pinterest. This isn’t healthy. This can’t go on.

 

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