It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months.
Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d argue they’re more effective at providing the grownups some much-needed comic relief between bedtime and breakfast throughout this chaotic season.
It seems our elf – Jake- has been watching a bit too much cable TV since last Christmas. He got into lots of TV-inspired mischief at our house recently.
Honey Boo Boo Elf greets the kids with a breakfast of Sketti and Go Go juice.
Spring Break Elf breaks into your liquor cabinet and does body shots off Barbie.
She Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Elf presents you with a great opportunity to talk to the kids about unplanned pregnancy when she pushes out a baby in your bathroom.
Gangnam Style Elf will teach your kids to… be awesome… and call everyone “sexy.”
What began as 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas in 2011, has morphed into the hilarity that is the Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest, and now it’s your turn to play!
I can’t wait to see all the elves you’re going to link up below between now and December 18th at 11:59 p.m. CST when we will close entries and let our amazing panel of guest judges (to be announced soon) decide who takes home first prize (a Nikon 1 V2 mirrorless camera from Adorama!!) and second prize (an iPad mini from Passionfruit Ads!) from the top 10 elves, selected by the girls from HaHas for HooHas and me.
The 3 elves with the most votes/likes in the linkup will automatically make it into the top 10.
The elf with the MOST votes/likes- Fan Favorite- will automatically make it into the top 10, and win a Nintendo 3ds unless they win first or second prize.
For more info on how the prizes will shake out in that case, and to read ALL THE RULES (which you’re REQUIRED to do before entering), head to the official 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest Rules Page.
Then come back here to link up below! Voting doesn’t start until December 7th.
Be sure to follow and post with the #InappropriateElf hashtag on Twitter and Instagram! And you can always like me on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter and Instagram so you won’t miss a single Inappropriate Elf update.
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I totally love Spring Break Elf! LOL Can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with this year!
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Gagnam Style Elf made me and my husband giggle. Awesome job, Jill!
“I didn’t know I was pregnant” elf should win lol!!!! Love it. Well, I was going to enter my “Are You Elf Enough?” cover (http://www.lilblueboo.com/2012/10/elf-on-the-shelf-2012.html) for this year’s entry but someone recreated it already. #inappropriateentry But Camel Toe Elf is my second favorite so I entered him! Thanks for the contest again this year!
Here’s a link for more….LOL!
http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Eeek! So excited! My kid is only two, and I was thinking she was too little for the elf, but I might get it just to do this, and then save it for next year. Awesome!
Naturally, I’m participating this year. Have you considered making your Elf err on the side of inappropriate? The mistakes are worth it…
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Do we have to have a blog to enter this or can we link it to our facebook?
Katy, check out the rules page. It’s all covered there. The rules are linked at the bottom of this post. Thanks!
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We introduced Elf on the Shelf this past weekend! Do you have one too?
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I have to be honest with you. I have no idea what an “Elf on a Shelf” is. And from the looks of the guy, I’m happy to keep it that way…
Having a fun discussion on my personal page about the Elf on the Shelf craze. Do you love it or loathe it?
OK Everyone – This year we are doing the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ with Hazel. It’s super fun to hide the elf in places where she can be easily found doing silly things. But it’s even MORE fun for Andy and I to make the game extra inappropriate once Hazel’s not around by posing her in suggestive scenarios… I am going to enter a contest for the most INAPPROPRIATE elf scenario and need your help! How can I win? Help me decide on a scene I can photograph to submit. I’m drawing a blank on ideas. Nothing pornographic please!
Any body out there have an elf on a shelf ??? LOL this contest looks hilarious! http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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Oh my! I totally messed up LOL! I meant for my title to be “Take me away” and for some reason my photo is not showing up which obviously won’t get me anywhere in this contest. : / Please help!
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Do not click if you think Christmas is all about gingerbread and egg nog. This is “Inappropriate Elf” (from last year) and he’s much happier sipping tequila out of Barbie’s navel.
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Oh totally f*@#ed up!!! Love. Love. Love.
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This has been a fun post to write the last 2 years…thanks for hosting!
Ok, well we actually got a *tiny* bit of sun today so I retook my photo. Can I change the pic I submit?
Sure!
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Love them all – #35 Cousin Eddie Elf is AWESOME!
I have tried multiple times to link my post, but it continues to tell me I haven’t back linked, which I definitely have. Help!
I figured it out
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Okay.
I *really* wish I owned an Elf on The Shelf so I could enter this year! Argh!
http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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I’m confused as to how people “vote”. Is it the number of people that click through to this site from mine? If so, how can the friends I send over from Facebook vote? I consider myself fairly tech savvy, but feel quite the opposite right now!
LOL. At 8 tonight a “like” button will appear by each entry and people can click on that to vote. It’s not visible yet.
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Voting is open! Remember, you can still enter until December 18th. http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Let the voting begin! Vote for me! I’m the entry titled “Don’t be the First Person to Fall Asleep” (in the 70s range of the 80 plus entries). http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
How do you keep someone from voting a hundred times for themselves?
The developer has access to and is keeping an eye on ip addresses. Any activity that looks dishonest will be questioned, and that picture may be DQd.
Can people vote every day or just one time? Sorry for so many questions!!
Technically, I think the system allows for multiple votes. I’m okay with people voting for more than one elf, or voting for themselves once a day, but the developer is keeping an eye on IP addresses for me, and if we get suspicious that someone is stuffing their votes, that pic will be in danger of a DQ. Simply: Play fair
Hilarious! These are all so funny!
Sure are a lot of fine ladies commenting here. What’s up ladies?
/creeper
Hey everyone! Those of you who are friends with me on my personal page have seen the fun I’ve been having with our family elf, Sparkle. Those of you who havn’t…well…let’s just say I’ve been pretty entertained!! Would you guys do me a favor and go over to http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ to vote for #75, our Titanic elf, Jack Lives!!!! All you have to do is click “like”. Quick, simple, easy, and I need votes! Thanks!