It’s the moment some of us have been waiting for since we put away that sly little elf last year. Visions of inappropriate elf scenarios have been dancing through many of your heads for weeks or months.
Oh sure, these elves may help us persuade the children to behave between now and Christmas, but I’d argue they’re more effective at providing the grownups some much-needed comic relief between bedtime and breakfast throughout this chaotic season.
It seems our elf – Jake- has been watching a bit too much cable TV since last Christmas. He got into lots of TV-inspired mischief at our house recently.
Honey Boo Boo Elf greets the kids with a breakfast of Sketti and Go Go juice.
Spring Break Elf breaks into your liquor cabinet and does body shots off Barbie.
She Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Elf presents you with a great opportunity to talk to the kids about unplanned pregnancy when she pushes out a baby in your bathroom.
Gangnam Style Elf will teach your kids to… be awesome… and call everyone “sexy.”
What began as 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas in 2011, has morphed into the hilarity that is the Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest, and now it’s your turn to play!
I can’t wait to see all the elves you’re going to link up below between now and December 18th at 11:59 p.m. CST when we will close entries and let our amazing panel of guest judges (to be announced soon) decide who takes home first prize (a Nikon 1 V2 mirrorless camera from Adorama!!) and second prize (an iPad mini from Passionfruit Ads!) from the top 10 elves, selected by the girls from HaHas for HooHas and me.
The 3 elves with the most votes/likes in the linkup will automatically make it into the top 10.
The elf with the MOST votes/likes- Fan Favorite- will automatically make it into the top 10, and win a Nintendo 3ds unless they win first or second prize.
For more info on how the prizes will shake out in that case, and to read ALL THE RULES (which you’re REQUIRED to do before entering), head to the official 2nd Annual Inappropriate Elf Contest Rules Page.
Then come back here to link up below! Voting doesn’t start until December 7th.
Be sure to follow and post with the #InappropriateElf hashtag on Twitter and Instagram! And you can always like me on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter and Instagram so you won’t miss a single Inappropriate Elf update.
Hey everyone! Those of you who are friends with me on my personal page have seen the fun I’ve been having with our family elf, Sparkle. Those of you who havn’t…well…let’s just say I’ve been pretty entertained!! Would you guys do me a favor and go over to http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ to vote for #75, our Titanic elf, Jack Lives!!!! All you have to do is click “like”. Quick, simple, easy, and I need votes! Thanks!
Please head on over to http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/ and give Fred a vote-#32!!! His cousin Elfus needs one too he is #23
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Please head to Baby Rabies and vote for my sick little elf. Scroll down to #45 and click the ‘Like’ button under the picture! Let’s make my elf a fan favorite!! http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
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Just hit 100 likes! Can I get a whoop whoop? Lets celebrate by going to http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
And voting for Fred #32 and Elfus #23!!!! Do a girl a favor:)
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Go to #95 and vote daily! Please
Lots of funny entries! Some of these are not PG13 though. Yikes :/
I’m sorry, but #101 is nasty. Is this not against the rules?
i agree… 88 is just wrong. i was excited to enter but some of these make me want to pull my entry and not be associated with this..
Yeah, 88 is really sick. Nothing funny about molestation, even when you’re using toys to show it.
Here’s the deal: I’m having a really busy week with family things, and Christmas stuff. So I realize some are rule breakers, but I haven’t had time to police them all. And it’s not necessary for you to point them out. They will not end up in the top ten, not even if they get the most votes.
Okay. Thank you Jill.
in what way does 88 depict molestation? it’s strip poker. a common game many people play. lighten up.
Not the one that is 88 now. She took the one off that was depicting molestation was taken off.
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Walter needs your votes #31. He swears he will go straight and be a good little elf unless you vote for him.
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Voting for #109!
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Please vote for Elf # 115…..shes a frisky little elf..lol
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Vote for Tickles the Bad Elf on the Shelf # 112 http://www.babyrabies.com/2012/11/inappropriate-elf-contest-2012/
Tickles is wearing a Jigsaw mask. He has seen too many Saw movies.
Elf # 112
I just wanted to thank you for hosting this contest. It has brought huge smiles to my face. I love seeing what mischief other people’s elves are getting into. So thanks for helping spread a lot of Christmas, (Holiday) Cheer
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So sorry I messed up my entry, can you erase number 118? I forgot to link back to you in my tumblr post. Please and thank you.
Awww I hope we get a few more votes for #56. Our Little Nark Elf gets a little taste of his own Medicine this year
Didn’t double check the rules and submitted two, I removed the post for #119 (Semi HoHoHomemade elf) hoping it’d void the link, but it didn’t. Please delete it! Sorry!
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Oh no! I tried to submit my Elf pic at 11:15PM and it says the contest is closed. I’m in California…is it too late? PLEASE consider my submission! Here’s the link:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bradableson
Oops! Here’s the link:
http://bradableson.tumblr.com
PLEASE CONSIDER MY ENTRY!!!
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