The first time it happened, I was like, “OMG! That is so crazy! What a freak incident to pee on a gecko! I hope that NEVER happens again.”
The second time it happened, I was like, “No way. Seriously? What are the odds? So glad I got a video so people will believe me.”
The third time I found a gecko in our toilet, last night, I was like, “THAT’S IT. This is legitimately freaking me the hell out. I AM NEVER USING THAT TOILET EVER AGAIN. This is an infestation. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM??”
Seriously, people. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? I checked everywhere. They’re not falling from some gecko colony in our ceiling that I can tell. There doesn’t seem to be a gecko condominium set up behind our toilet that is using the bowl as it’s fucking pool. We are not seeing them scurrying about from the toilet to any other place in the bathroom. They just show up randomly floating in the toilet.
The only place that I just remembered I haven’t checked is way the hell up under the inside lip of the toilet bowl. Holy crap. You guys? What if there is like a mega gecko under there that keeps breeding the babies we keep finding in the toilet? Because all three have been on the small side.
I AM NEVER USING A TOILET AGAIN.
This post has excessive caps lock going on, but in my head, in real life, I AM REALLY SCREAMING THESE THINGS.
Edited to add: For REAL NIGHTMARES, click here. Thanks, Haley. Thanks a lot.