Mommy Truth: We’re Evil For Breaking Bananas

Leyna is 17 months old and this also applies to oranges, tortillas, cheese sticks, and all other inanimate, food objects in our house.

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  1. I’m evil for also putting the frozen french fries in the oven! My 2.5 year old needs to rescue 2 frozen fries from the pan before they meet their fate.

  2. I took the plastic off the Capri sun for my daughter tonight. She wanted to blow it off. Tantrum followed. Oh the poor thing.

  3. I WANT IT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT WIDDLE??????? No. I want a big nana. Put dat one back and give me a big one.

    I drink a lot of banana smoothies using my daughters rejected fruit.

  4. Jamie Smith on

    i thought i was the only one drying tears shed over broken food! the worst are breakfast bars. they better be whole, still half wrapped—or ELSE!

  5. Hahaha, I’m so glad this isn’t just my kid. She yells, “I BITE IT! I BITE IT!” and throws a fit if I cut up her fruit. But then there are things that need to be cut. HOW am I supposed to know which is which??

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