This Is My B Face

Yesterday was the last day I could submit a photo to the Clickin’ Moms “I Am A…” Project (to benefit RAINN, an anti-sexual assault organization). Of course, being the procrastinator I am, I waited until the last possible minute.

All I needed for my beautiful vision of  “I am a multitasker” was a baby to just sit there and a husband to just take the picture. Well, Scott kept putting me off, the light was fading fast, and the baby was getting cranky.

It was the perfect storm, all the elements I needed for my Bitch Face to emerge.

“What am I supposed to take a picture of? What is this for?” Scott asked.

That enraged me.

“I’m not going to tell you AGAIN because I’ve already told you 5 times, and I doubt you’re going to care or remember if I tell you again. What do you take a picture of??? The ceiling. I’m just sitting here for funsies,” I sarcastically replied.

All the while he half-heartedly snapped away before I finally threw my hands up and told him to forget it. Leyna was freaking out.

Looking back, especially after looking at the pictures last night, I have to laugh. This is what it looks like to argue with me. And the “multitasker” picture of me consoling my screaming child while bitching at my husband is just priceless.

Multitasker, indeed.

  • Elizabeth Flora Ross - LMAO! I have a face not unlike that. And my hubby knows it well… 😉ReplyCancel

  • Sarah Wilkerson - LOL!!! Talk about a photo that tells a story – giggle. Love what you ended up with, though.ReplyCancel

  • angryworkingmom - I love all of the devices… My hubs makes fun of me all the time..He’s all the kids don’t see you w/ out your laptop, ipad and phone. I respond..yes dear that is how I see them at all. Would you prefer I stay at the office until 9 every night?

    He shuts it pretty quick!

    Love the photos!

  • Fadra - You look really good when you argue. I’ll have to get my husband to photograph our next argument and see how I look.ReplyCancel

  • Jennifer @ Also Known As the Wife - Hilarious! I imagine I have a similar bitch face because I’ve had similar “conversations” with my husband. Nothing makes me sound like my mother more than when I yell “If I have to tell you ONE MORE TIME…”ReplyCancel

  • Ashley @ It's Fitting - Hey! I have one of those!!! And i apparently roll my eyes a lot when we are arguing. Who knew? I must be channeling my inner tween.ReplyCancel

  • heather - nice! And RAINN is a great cause … But I’m biased 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Jess - Gah. I love it. LOVE IT. HA!ReplyCancel

  • Upstatemamma - See this kind of post is why I love your blog. Love, love, love it!ReplyCancel

  • Tiffany - Hey Jill! Random….but where did you get that cute rug?! 🙂ReplyCancel

    • Jill - Ikea!! It’s super cheap, too. $35ish, I think? Perfect for a playroom.ReplyCancel

      • Yessie - I am SUPER impressed at how clean that rug is!ReplyCancel

  • Tilly - I showed my husband this picture and he shook his head while laughing and said, ” I know that face.” hahahReplyCancel

  • Katie - Ohhhhhh SNAP. Shit just got real.

    Also, pretty sure I make that face in the second picture at least once a day.ReplyCancel

  • Tasha - Well that just looks like my regular face so you’re doing just fine.ReplyCancel

  • Jocelyn @ ScooterMarie - Hahaha – I love your expressions in these! Because I can picture myself making the exact same faces as my husband would’ve been doing the exact same thing. 😉ReplyCancel

    • Fran - Love it!!
      Just wait til Leyna gives him that face and he says “ok honey”…..ReplyCancel

  • Breezy - Mu husband calls it the pirate look. Apparently one eyebrow goes way up and i resemble a pirate. The funniest thing is when I see my kids trying to make their own “pirate look” they haven’t quite got the eyebrows right yet 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Norma - Damn. Your bitch face is pretty hot. LOLReplyCancel

  • The UnCoordinated Mommy / Tracy - Ha ha, I wear that same look way too often. What you need is a wireless remote for your camera! It is on my list once I get some money.

    Btw, thanks for letting me know about Clickin Moms, I just got my camera for Christmas and I am obsessed!!!ReplyCancel

  • Vivian - I love these pictures of you and Leyna. So pretty! The first one is my fav, altho I like the Multitasker, too. Ahh, men…seriously, they’re like rocks you have to push and kick to do things & then you still have to tell ’em 10 times what to do and why. Might as well do it yourself. Tripod! 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Sharon {Grumpy, Sleepy, and Bashful} - Those pictures are priceless. Maybe not taken with the same “feel good” feeling you were going for, but they do the job! I would be afraid to see my B Face. NOT nice, I’m sure. Love it, and thanks for sharing!ReplyCancel

  • Tracey Rose - OMG! That is too funny! … I’m sure I don’t look as pretty with my Bitch face on though 😉ReplyCancel

  • The Gift Of Silence | Baby Rabies - […] Leyna is one year old, and I’m pretty sure she just tried to tell me off in baby language. She also seems to be working on perfecting her B face. […]ReplyCancel

  • Michelle - Odd question… Is that a TOY MAC or an iPad on a dock? If it’s a toy, you must tell me where you found it <3.ReplyCancel

    • Jill - Not a toy. It’s my iPad on it’s Zagg bluetooth keypad, which turns it into like a netbook, so I can operate with 2 laptops almost. I love that keypad. If you have an iPad, it’s awesome. Not so much a toy, though.ReplyCancel

      • Michelle - Bummer – that would be wicked cool if there was a play MacBook 🙂 I need to do that setup – double laptops!ReplyCancel

  • Crappy Pictures - […] I like them, but keep reading and you’ll get it. And if I had any pictures of me in them, my “B face” would steal the […]ReplyCancel

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