I call this “Good Night, Dirty Dishes. My Ass Is Too Tired To Care.”
I’m thinking of opening an Etsy shop so that those of you who never go to bed with dirty dishes can have your very own “Good Night, Dirty Dishes” print. With the money I make off it it, I will pay for someone to do my dishes. I’m genius like that.
I just got done doing a load of dishes, and there are still enough dirty ones laying around for at least another. Did I tell you we all have a cold right now? We do. Yeah, that’s totally the reason why I went to bed with so many dirty dishes waiting for me. Totally.