He’s baaaaAAAAckk! After the smashing success of the first 5 Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas post, I’m back with 5 more.
But WAIT, there’s MORE! Be sure to read all about how your inappropriate elf can help you win an iPad2 after these pictures.
5 More Highly Inappropriate and Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas
Hoarder Elf
You awake to find him in a corner littered with piles of magazines, dirty dishes, nick-nacks, animal feces, and a flat-cat. You think you see his bed under that large mound of laundry.
Arsonist Elf
He’s lighting your toys on fire. The Christmas tree is probably next.
Peeping Tom Elf
He’s in your bushes. Watchin’ the babies.
Psycho Elf
He surprises you in the shower.
Hump Your Leg Elf
He’s as excited as a horny toy-poodle about Christmas! You find him humping your dad’s leg.
Now it’s YOUR turn.
Go HERE to read the details and rules.
Yes, VERY IMPORTANT, there are rules. So make sure you read them.
Voting has started! That doesn’t mean you can’t still link up, though. You can link up all the way up to the close of voting at midnight on December 20th. Keep the entries coming!
Once voting closes, the top 3 voted through by you and 7 others chosen by me and maybe a friend or 2, will go on to our guest panel of AH-MAZE-ING judges.
BEHOLD! THE AMAZING JUDGES:
The Bloggess- Uhm, yes, you are not hallucinating. It’s not too late to come up with entries that incorporate dead animals and giant metal chickens!
The Redneck Mommy- Because this contest is officially the coolest thing to ever happen to me in the blogging world, and not only did The Bloggess say yes, but so did The Redneck Mommy… I. Die.
How To Be A Dad- You know, crazy famous, hilarious dads? You and 71,800 something others may be familiar with them on the Twitter.
The Next Martha- Twitter superstar, Halloween goddess, Target Champ, one of the funniest people I’ve ever built something with.
Harpers Happenings- One of my internet besties, Mandy, who also happens to be so funny she makes me pee my pants. She also produces THE. CUTEST. spawn. I’ve urged her to contact Mattel about licensing a Harper doll. CHAPSTICK! (N0 really, you have to watch that.)
Parenting- Illustrated With Crappy Pictures- She draws pictures of my life. I think she watches me. I forgive her because she is a comedic genius.
Rachel Devine- Representing the professional photography aspect here. She’s in this because 1. I love her, and am inspired by her and 2. she has an eye for amazing pictures. And this IS a photo contest, so…
Jason Lynes- Passionfruit Ads founder with a kick-ass sense of humor and the passion to change how you sell and manage ads on your blog. Also a graphic design super star.
The Baby Guy NYC- I just got Jamie’s Christmas Card. He is TOTALLY up for this challenge. I’m just going to leave it at that.
Inspired to enter now??? Use the linky tools below to link up. Want to vote? Just click “like” under the picture you want to vote for. You can vote for as many entries you like, once a day.
Already entered? Here’s a handy button you can put up on your blog to drum up votes. Or if you’re the Photoshop-toting type, here’s a PSD so you can insert your own inappropriate elf into the badge.
Link it back to: http://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/
RELEASE THE ELVES!
These are all absolutely wonderful! Clever!
Nettie
ALL of these entries are a riot!
Talk about perfect timing! We just bought one of these for our kids yesterday. I wonder what hilarity I can come up with?
LOVE that leg-humping elf! I laughed almost to the point of hyperventilating. Can’t wait to see more entries!
So many funny ideas!! I wanted to vote for Swimming with the fishies but I don’t know how to vote.
Just click “like” below the picture you want to vote for
I tried forever and now the linky tools aren’t showing on this post at all. Has the contest closed?
No. Still open. Will look into it when I get home. Sorry!
It’s working now! I posted my hangover submission. This is fun! Thanks to Bearded Iris for sending me here!
Oh good!
Voting for #82 from Let me Start By Saying. uhhh, is this where I do that?
Click like under the picture above.
What a great post & contest. Some of them really had me laughing…and makes me wonder what my Elf is doing when i’m not around?
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This is the first Christmas thing I’ve seen that makes me wish I wasn’t jewish.
I just read that only one photo can be used per blog. I created a tumblr specifically for this contest, and obviously don’t know WHAT I’m doing! Please delete one of my entries so that I am not a rule-breaker like my elf! My entries are #48 and #93 (and #94 duplicate). Thanks so much!
If you’s like to see some “not so inappropriate” elf photos – check out my Elf on the Shelf board on Pinterest – Cassandra Johnson – (The profile photo with 3 finger people)
Done! Thanks for the heads up:)
I thought we were only allowed to vote once per day per computer, but some folks on facebook are telling me they’re able to vote multiple times from their computers each day. What is the actual rule there? Don’t want to break any…
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The one named Dick. I can not get enough. So funny!
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I wish I could enter my Elf into the contest. He has been having his own adventures for the past few weeks. I have been posting his adventures to my facebook page. Some really funny photos here. Keep up the good work and creativity.
Check out my Adventure of Elf not on the Shelf. I have been posting the Adventures on my facebook page, but I made a quick blog photo slide show so I can start sharing it with more people
http://elflikesitbad.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-adventure-of-elf-not-on-the-shelf/
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So glad I came across this…what a great contest! Finally, a good laugh involving ridiculously fun people. Wish I had an elf, but I’m going to be immensely entertained by these entries.
Happy Christmas to me…Thanks!
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Love it. Love it. Love it!
OK so obviously I didn’t read the rules at all!! But c’mon how can you not enjoy a night of sex, drugs, and alcohol! Is there any way you can delete the first two entries I put up? I am not Blog Friendly!
Hey Dena! I think I accidentally deleted all of your entries?? Not sure. I deleted anything that was elf porn
You can re-upload some pg-13 pics if you’d like.
Argggg!!! I actually managed to take a picture, transfer it to the computer and set up a tumblr account all with my techie husband being away! But the stupid thing won’t let me set up my photo, it keeps saying I don’t have a backlink set up (even though I read through the comments above, tried a billion times, and if I click on the photo it totally links to this page). Help please!
My blog is http://www.tumblr.com/blog/kandenix
Thanks!!!!
Ack! So sorry about that. Try making sure you delete the / at the end of the link if there is one.
I really don’t get it … tried that and is still not working. I think Baby Jesus does not approve of my entry!
Can you try looking and seeing if you can see my website or what I am doing wrong??
Hang on… headed that way. So sorry for the confusion! If I don’t get it worked out tonight, try again tomorrow and we’ll contact the guy who runs this linky tools program.
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I plan on selling my iPad to provide food for thousands of orphans overseas, who are really counting on me this Christmas. Just think about that every time you vote for an elf that is not #2.
Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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OH NO! My supplies finally came today and I took my pics…now my compter says “the linky list is now closed” please help! My pictures can be found at http://katyandzucchini.blogspot.com/.
Melissa, you’re on last years post! Click the button in my sidebar that says 2012 Inappropriate Elf.