Monthly Archives: December 2011


Getting Hammered On NYE

5 years ago… Tonight… We’re kicking off 2012 with a BANG… quite literally. That’s the beginning phase of ourView full post »


Poor Second-Born

When Scott, Kendall, my in-laws and I all started singing Happy Birthday to her after dinner last night, Leyna was very suspicious of theView full post »



Sometimes a friend’s Facebook status is so hilariously true that it immediately becomes Mommy Truth material, like this one my friendView full post »


Delicious Cake & Chub! Leyna Turns One.

At right about this time, one year ago today, I was in the middle of a lightning quick 1.5 hour labor. It was fast, but intense. Painful isView full post »


My Ghost Of Pregnant Christmas Past

Last Christmas I was massively pregnant, a day overdue, and a major bitch. If one more person asked me if I’d had that babyView full post »


If I Could Send You All a Christmas Card

you’d have seen these pictures already… maybe… except those of you who *are* getting Christmas cards, but probably notView full post »


3 Going On 13

He wanted to comb his hair all. by. him. self. “Like daddy’s” he insisted. So, whatever, I left him in his bathroom withView full post »


Announcing the Top 11 Inappropriate Elves

I went back and forth with Jason of Passionfruit Ads all morning and there was NO way we could settle on ten. It was nearly impossible toView full post »


Santa & Screaming Infants: Is There A More Festive Combo?

I think not.We waited for 2.5 hours for this guy tonight, and that was with a reservation. But totally worth it. This is The Big Guy thatView full post »


Inappropriate Elves Are Winning

Parents with a sense of humor have united the last couple weeks in a way that brings a tear to my eye. We are FUNNY. We don’t takeView full post »


Christmas Songs Are Condescending

Alternatively titled: A Scene From My Life, A Holiday Comedy, Coming To A Theater Near You Yes we NEED a little Christmas! Right this veryView full post »