5 Highly Inappropriate & Traumatizing Elf On The Shelf Ideas


This Elf On The Shelf thing, have you heard of it? My mom says she had an Elf that watched her and her sisters before Christmas growing up, and apparently it’s made a resurgence because you can now buy your very own Elf, complete with book in commemorative box from Target. Of course, that’s where […]

Should I Tell Him Maxi Pads Aren’t Bandaids?


He was supposed to be taking a nap in our room. I put him in our room because I didn’t want him to wake up his baby sister. It was an attempt to get a little peace and quiet around here. Of course, as soon as he got quiet, Leyna woke up. Oh well, at […]

Festive Mommy Truths


It’s the MOST wonderful tiiiimme of the yeeear! You know, the time of the year when we make our life one million times harder by trying to hide gifts from sneaky kids, bake more in 3 weeks than we have the rest of the year, and put up a tree in our living room covered […]

Christmas Twinkle Light Pictures- A How To


I was a busy picture taking elf this weekend. Oh yeah, I took that! And this… And this one… And those aren’t even the ones that made the cut for the Christmas cards! After one year of owning my fancy pants camera (Canon EOS Rebel T2i), I finally feel I have enough of a grasp […]