13 thoughts on “The Real Reason I Don’t Pick Up Before Bed”

  1. Love this! Seeing this helps me realize I need to stop stressing over the mes. Having a 2.5 yr old and 8 week old is a perfect excuse along with fighting intruders 🙂

  2. Hurray for safety!!! (and on a sidenote – I see you have the ridiculously loud ball popper from hell too, huh? That thing has been a favorite toy for all of my foster kiddos. I am praying it breaks soon.)

  3. That’s right! I often realize that if someone were to intrude, it would be pretty obvious because they’ll likely step on something that makes noise. It’s my alarm system–books with buttons, toys with sirens, and musical instruments 😉

  4. I like it 🙂 Unfortunately our obstacle course trips me up several times before bed 🙂 However invented those boxes with sharp corners and big wire bead mazes attached to the top should be severely punished.

  5. My grandson asked for a booby trap for Christmas. After reading this, I’m just going to tell him that his room IS a booby trap!

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