Toddler mood swings

The following is what I can only imagine goes through Kendall’s head every morning. It’s pretty much always the same thing, the same back and forth of emotions, the same rivalry with the dog. This nearly 2 year old little boy seems to have the mood swings of a PMSing 16 year old girl. ::rub [...]

A decorating dilemma (a.k.a. the post that has nothing to do with poop)

front window

I need help, decorating help. PLEASE. I’m so at a loss and I’m so DONE with this crappy excuse of a solution we’ve come up with. We have this teeny, tiny, long window next to our door. It used to have these long, 2 inch blinds hanging in them. Problem was the blinds didn’t retract [...]

Laughing because…what else can I do?

So… as many of you know, negotiations for the second kiddo commenced a while back. I’ve received many fabulous bottles of wine out of the deal, and many late Saturday and even Sunday mornings. It took us three solid months of “trying” before I got pregnant with Kendall, so I was expecting as much this time [...]

The kid already takes me for a fool

Not even 2 yet, and he’s already trying to fool me with his trickery. Kendall and I had a date tonight where we shared a cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. None of it organic. None of it healthy. All of it delicious. We both left with the buttons of our pants undone, and even [...]